Ｒ - THIRD ORDER - THIS DERP NEEDS SOME SERIOUS CR

[rocketambition]

I suppose a proper introduction is in order. I have been at this school for long enough to warrant it.

I am Archer, a security guard here at Smash Academy. I will be spending the majority of my time with the other security guards, should you need me for any reason.

Comments

COMMENT DOESN'T EXIISSTT

[majorcrotchgrab]

Clearly, you don't do any of the physical work because you're such a push over.

REPLY DOESN'T EXIST EITHER

[rocketambition]

...THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SHUT UP.

NEITHER DOES THIS

[majorcrotchgrab]

Sitting on your ass all day~

OR THIS

[rocketambition]

GO TEACH YOUR USELESS ART CLASS.

OR THIIS

[majorcrotchgrab]

Okay. That's another thing your boss and I share in common: The love of art.

I FAIL AT HTML

[rocketambition]

[SUDDENLY ART JUST GOT A LOT MORE INTERESTING]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Don't come to my classes. You aren't allowed.

[rocketambition]

I have no interest in your class, you can be certain of that.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Good.

By the way, Giovanni's draw me naked.

[OOC: Except not really.]

[rocketambition]

...What.

WHAT.

[majorcrotchgrab]

keikaku doori

[rocketambition]

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