Comments | rocket_man26: NOT GAME OVER BY A LONG SHOT!

rocket_man26

NOT GAME OVER BY A LONG SHOT!

Jun 28, 2009 01:49

@#$%^&!! @#$% this place! @#$% it sideways and all it's goddamn ugly shitbeasts! I don't give a @$%^ if you're some infected asshole, @#$%'n stay dead you scaly-ass-shit-for-brains!

[Currently mouthing off from his hospital bed in VOICE MODE after getting his ass handed to him by Leviathan!Jin and hearing of Okita's death by him.]

!@#$ your shit!, !@#$%, !@#$% this stupid shit city!, die and stay dead assbandit!, !@#$% your mother!

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dividend June 28 2009, 10:26:19 UTC

Uhm... what happened?

rocket_man26 June 28 2009, 10:33:22 UTC

Shit happened is what!

dividend June 28 2009, 10:34:37 UTC

... what kind of 'shit'?

rocket_man26 June 28 2009, 10:37:50 UTC

Some bitch-wyrm thought it'd be cool to use my legs as a tooth pick, then off'd my buddy.

Happy?

dividend June 28 2009, 18:37:13 UTC

I'm not happy! I'm trying to figure out what h--

A wyrm? That seems strange... I've never seen anything like that before here.

His rage is starting to putter out rocket_man26 June 29 2009, 02:52:02 UTC

An' you wont if you're smart and keep your ass inside!

...

Ugh, you gotta give me some slack, this is a shit-day as any.

Poor guy really needs some tea. dividend June 29 2009, 04:28:15 UTC

It's fine, I understand. Are you safe now, at least?

Feels like he's in a nut house D: Tea with a shot'a whiskey STAT! rocket_man26 June 29 2009, 04:56:54 UTC

I THINK so! Though what with that crazy-ass old bag haunting this place, I don't think any'a us prisoners are really safe.

Cover'n my ass like a POW, I fear a random colonoscopy!

that's because he is ;_; DUCK AND COVER dividend June 29 2009, 05:04:33 UTC

... haunting? I wouldn't go as far as to say 'prisoners,' but... I definitely don't envy you.

Try and stay out of trouble?

rocket_man26 June 29 2009, 05:11:59 UTC

With the way she runs this place, I might as well be wearing stripes! I figured wardens that age would be retired.

Yea that's gonna do me good. I jes' open my mouth an' already I got the verbal police after me!

Me be'n uh, Cid Highwind that is. Better circumstances I would'a introduced myself at first, heh, then again what you heard is pretty much my formal introduction, HA!

dividend June 29 2009, 05:21:48 UTC

No one is ever that lucky. Suggest that she retire, and you'll never see the light of day again.

It's... nice to meet you. My name's Phoenix Wright.

rocket_man26 June 29 2009, 05:28:41 UTC

Phoenix, hell now THAT'S a name! You ever gone fly'n before?

An' uh.. yea, been keep'n those lil' quips to myself to save my neck. I take you been in here before, huh?

dividend June 29 2009, 05:37:29 UTC

I can't say that I have... but it's always been on my to-do list. I take it you're a fan of flying?

Unfortunately. I try to keep out, though. I.. uh. Can't keep comments to myself as well.

rocket_man26 June 29 2009, 05:59:11 UTC

You bet your ass I am! Captain of my own fleet an' everythin'.

Heh, yea you an' me both bro'. Sometimes shit just slips out subconsciously! Like my tongue's gotta mind of it's own heh heh!

You look'a bit plush though, not'a fighter are ya?

dividend June 29 2009, 06:50:06 UTC

Your own fleet? ... I'm guessing it's not here, right?

Hopefully you can run fast to go with that. Then you'll be fine.

Er... is it that obvious that I'm not?

rocket_man26 June 29 2009, 06:58:39 UTC

Nope! Sadly. Gotta build a whole new one. But that's already well on it's way. Got an engine and frame-work already finished!

HA! I was jes' josh'n but now that you say that, ksheheh... How do ya hold up just be'n a regular joe, huh?

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