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And when are you going to die?
The Death Test www.okcupid.com/death
According to our research, you'll be dead by
September 2065
at age 81
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 81.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 21828.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 95 test takers.
30% smoke.
70% have health insurance.
13% eat a lot of nice beef.
63% hold in farts.
22% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.
"I remember before my Grandfather died I finally got to sing OH Canada at a local Jr. A hockey game. When I got off the ice he had tears in his eyes and he looked at me and said "I'm so proud of you" That moment will stick with me always and no matter where I go in life now I'll always remember that I made my Grandfather proud."
-JRM, Ottawa, Canada
"My great grandmother used to listen to me play piano; I hadn't yet gotten too deep into rock and roll, but she liked my music and appreciated it probably far better than anyone else I knew. I played for hours at the retirement home; sometimes eating jam and cookies waiting for her. She passed away at the age of at least 102; I hope to live a life that long and still be able to appreciate the music of a youth like her."
-jc, regina, canada
"She loved life, loved people, loved being alive. She did good things, she said nice things, she had a good heart. She was helpful, supportive, encouraging, supportive, and active. She was a great friend and role model. "
-JEG, Houston, Texas, USA
"my father jst died two weeks ago and he was the one person in my life who lovewd me unconditinally. He taught me to love life and love myself and to be proud of everything I did. He loved my art work and he taught me to love God. On the night he died I laid my head on his chest and said that he was a eonderfl father and he smiled and said "I tried.""
-kc, Washigton, DC
"My grandmother she died after i turned 6 yrs old. I loved her to death and miss her alot."
-ans, greeneville,tn
"My grandmother was the a sweetheart"
-tlc, Florida
"Well, I've been to two funerals, one when I was 8, when the boy was ran over, but I didn't know him that well. Then my Great-Grandmother, who didn't know my name, or even seem to care about me. But she did have a great memory. A very good memory."
-KB, Fort Collins, Colorado USA
"she always used to make me smile and dance."
-maf, new york
"Well, actually the dearest friend I ever lost was my Burmese cat, "Dodger". I will never forget him. "
-KJ, San Francisco
"A dear priest friend of mine that was dieing of cancer came to funeral home of my ex-mother-in-law. He died 18 days later. He was a saint, and I miss his love."
-JHL, Allen Park
This test is always available at:
www.okcupid.com/death
And when are you going to die?
The Death Test www.okcupid.com/death
According to our research, you'll be dead by
September 2065
at age 81
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 81.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 21828.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 95 test takers.
30% smoke.
70% have health insurance.
13% eat a lot of nice beef.
63% hold in farts.
22% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.
"I remember before my Grandfather died I finally got to sing OH Canada at a local Jr. A hockey game. When I got off the ice he had tears in his eyes and he looked at me and said "I'm so proud of you" That moment will stick with me always and no matter where I go in life now I'll always remember that I made my Grandfather proud."
-JRM, Ottawa, Canada
"My great grandmother used to listen to me play piano; I hadn't yet gotten too deep into rock and roll, but she liked my music and appreciated it probably far better than anyone else I knew. I played for hours at the retirement home; sometimes eating jam and cookies waiting for her. She passed away at the age of at least 102; I hope to live a life that long and still be able to appreciate the music of a youth like her."
-jc, regina, canada
"She loved life, loved people, loved being alive. She did good things, she said nice things, she had a good heart. She was helpful, supportive, encouraging, supportive, and active. She was a great friend and role model. "
-JEG, Houston, Texas, USA
"my father jst died two weeks ago and he was the one person in my life who lovewd me unconditinally. He taught me to love life and love myself and to be proud of everything I did. He loved my art work and he taught me to love God. On the night he died I laid my head on his chest and said that he was a eonderfl father and he smiled and said "I tried.""
-kc, Washigton, DC
"My grandmother she died after i turned 6 yrs old. I loved her to death and miss her alot."
-ans, greeneville,tn
"My grandmother was the a sweetheart"
-tlc, Florida
"Well, I've been to two funerals, one when I was 8, when the boy was ran over, but I didn't know him that well. Then my Great-Grandmother, who didn't know my name, or even seem to care about me. But she did have a great memory. A very good memory."
-KB, Fort Collins, Colorado USA
"she always used to make me smile and dance."
-maf, new york
"Well, actually the dearest friend I ever lost was my Burmese cat, "Dodger". I will never forget him. "
-KJ, San Francisco
"A dear priest friend of mine that was dieing of cancer came to funeral home of my ex-mother-in-law. He died 18 days later. He was a saint, and I miss his love."
-JHL, Allen Park
This test is always available at:
www.okcupid.com/death