I just read this article/thing on a great website I found a while ago, www.blacktable.com, kinda freelance journalism type stuff. Very funny, very interesting. This story is the first of a "column" called "Life as a Loser" and I just thought it was one of the most interesting things I have read in a long time. Funny, sad, well written, and all around good. It's kinda long, but if you feel like wasting a few minutes of your day by all means go ahead and read it.
HERE IT IS See ya!