3 things that have nothing to do with each other
i'm a fan of taking the scenic route. like, in life. i'm not one to rush through things unless i really have to. i like stopping, and looking at the trees and monuments and stopping at local restaurants to hear a funny story about the locals, and then get a complimentary piece of pie. but what i realized today is that i like the scenery too much. i get caught up in the pie that i forget that i'm going somewhere. and i told you i'd meet you at the destination, and you took the highway, so you got there first, and now what's the point if i get there, because you got there first? and, now there's probably no chance that i will get there. and if i do, there'll be nothing left to look at, since you already looked at everything.
there's a certain summer smell, and it's not the pool/beachy smell of chlorine/sunblock. it's kind of floral, but it also smells lonely and it smells like the outside. it's what my camp smells like, maybe. when my mom took out the car to go to h&r block[look who's procrastinating now] i stepped outside, and my legs started to shake because i somehow transported myself to camp without having the camp mindset. i felt homesick, and i felt like i was trapped in the outdoors. and after being able to pinpoint this feeling, the same feeling i get 3 days after traveling somewhere, it's the feeling of not being with 1. people who speak my language 2. my friends, and that's sick. i'm school-sick. and i've not been in school for a day. please hacksaw my head off.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mom!
there's a certain summer smell, and it's not the pool/beachy smell of chlorine/sunblock. it's kind of floral, but it also smells lonely and it smells like the outside. it's what my camp smells like, maybe. when my mom took out the car to go to h&r block[look who's procrastinating now] i stepped outside, and my legs started to shake because i somehow transported myself to camp without having the camp mindset. i felt homesick, and i felt like i was trapped in the outdoors. and after being able to pinpoint this feeling, the same feeling i get 3 days after traveling somewhere, it's the feeling of not being with 1. people who speak my language 2. my friends, and that's sick. i'm school-sick. and i've not been in school for a day. please hacksaw my head off.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mom!
- Your mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have your mom floating in their swimming pools.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than your mom.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill your mom.
- Until the 1960s, your mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- More people are killed by your mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- Your mom has a bifurcated penis.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks your mom.
- Native Americans never actually ate your mom; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- Your mom is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.