sooo im not a "ladies man"

[rockdahouseboat]

i went and saw premonitions or war and suffocation and some other weird metal bands it was okay nothing on cannibal corpse or the against me thing but it was fun and i suck at talking to girls or thats what they all say but im not " trying " i dont like girls they have coodies its a fact

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[geez_lady]

premonitions owned. Just them getting on, starting the song, *puase* 'where premonitions of war from ohio' *break out into sludge-core-metal-shindig* was spectacular. And, for those of you whom havent heard the story, ill explain.
at the boys night out concert a while ago (last week) we were chilling out and i noticed stephan making weird noises. Those of you who know him know he does this anyway, but he was hitting highs and lows he doesnt usually hit in sucession, and he wouldnt fucking stop. Then I noticed some biddies downstairs, and realized 'awww, my boys grown up and it taking interest in the opposite sex'. I told him that death metal mating calls DONT work, and convinced him to go down there and talk to them. He did, and stood about 5 yards away from them, made the goofiest smile ever and waved like a hesher. They saw this, and simotaneously moved there circle, without talking. I got a birds eye veiw of this, so I luaghed heartily.
When he came upstairs I was talking, standing over the balcony, about how he got burned. Then these 14 year old girls came up, and it couldnt have been more 'hit on us, were 14'. He starts tlaking, 'where do you guys live? who you hear to see?' ect. Then, a slight silence, and he runs out of things to say, so he pulls out the keys to his car, holds them above his head, jingles them, and says 'I can drive!'. I dont even know where he was coming from, but both girls, without talking, as if they werent EVER talking to stephan, without even acknowledging him, walked off in unison.

Now, that joke may not be funny when read, but its a real life story. Thats the point. Stephan, you suck with the ladies. The first step to getting better is admitting you suck. Lets all help him admit how awful he is. If you or a friend have been poorly hit on by stephan recently, or have a notable experience, please post it below this post. Itll be our own little intervention

understand that we love you stephan