Something just funny to read
This is a convo between my roomie angie and some weird guy that IMed me yesterday on yahoo. Enjoy he is different indeed!
******** : koi wo shite wo tsuge L.I.S.A
******** : goddess Lisa, Kevin from Oklahoma, knocks at your front door..... asking is anyone home tonight?
sakura02lds: haha do you even know what those words mean up above?
******** : I have no idea... LOL are they German?
sakura02lds: haha no
******** : LOL
******** : Asian?
sakura02lds: yes it's japanese
******** : sweet!
******** : are you half white half jap?
sakura02lds: no haha
sakura02lds: but what you said.. is
sakura02lds: this love is going to end, lisa
sakura02lds: that's what that means
******** : well it was a mistake, what i meant to say in japanese was this love is going to begin as of yesterday, lisa.
******** : how are you today?
sakura02lds: I'm ok
******** : *** hugs
******** : *** and a soft kiss on the cheek
sakura02lds: diajou bu deska?
******** : diajou bu deska meaning?
sakura02lds: are you alright?
sakura02lds: hehe
******** : I'm better now that I'm with "a goddess"
******** : instead of "the others"
sakura02lds: haha thanks
sakura02lds: I'm no goddess
******** : yes you are lisa
******** : stop with the I'm no goddess business...
sakura02lds: thanks
******** : lisa stands for....
******** : l stands for long term, best friends, always there for you
******** : i stands for instantly kind and sweet
******** : s stands for strong and warm, nice soft hugs and kisses
******** : a stands for attitude, the best attitude globally, no one better.
sakura02lds: REALLY NOW?
sakura02lds: oops
******** : will you give me a soft hug?
******** : hold me?
******** : please!
sakura02lds: -gives him a hug-
sakura02lds: cookie
******** : mmmmmmm I just love your "ways"..
******** : Your The Best Lisa.
sakura02lds: thanks
******** : THE BEST!
sakura02lds: your special Kevin
******** : I'm a low life compared to you........
sakura02lds: do you like being an ass kisser?
******** : there is nothing that compares to you lisa.
******** : I'm not a ass kisser
******** : I just know when I'm in the "presence" of a lady, a goddess.
sakura02lds: damn I don't know what to say to that
******** : bows down and worships L.I.S.A.
******** : Your all I need.
sakura02lds: Smite me you mighty smiter
******** : brings expensive gift and presents to L.I.S.A.
sakura02lds: Can I spell out your name like you did for mine?
******** : Yes,
******** : but only I can "worship"
sakura02lds: K is for KILL! ALL HUMANS!!!!!!!!
sakura02lds: E IS FOR EWW GROSS
sakura02lds: V IS FOR VIVASECTOMY
sakura02lds: I IS FOR ISSUES
sakura02lds: N IS FOR GLASS NUTS
sakura02lds: aren't i sweet
******** : LOL.. your crazy tonight.
sakura02lds: Oh you know you like it
******** : yes I do
******** : Your The Best Lisa.
sakura02lds: Freak moo killer
sakura02lds: your my nightmare come to life
******** : LOL
******** : your silly
sakura02lds: Your werid
sakura02lds: Me horny
sakura02lds: Me love my hand long time
******** : let me kiss you and work my way down...
sakura02lds: Let Me smack you up side the face and than shit on your stomache
sakura02lds: with a following of kneeing you in the nuts and then farting on your face and pissing in your mouth
sakura02lds: BOOYAH!
sakura02lds: Am i still your goddess now?
******** : Yes
sakura02lds: I'm actually the princess of the universe
******** : your still everything I need.
sakura02lds: I love only Trowa
sakura02lds: I think my bike is a gundam and i can fly with it
******** : can I lick your pussy?
sakura02lds: then me and my mother collide to form the princess of the universe and we all live happily ever after
sakura02lds: I don't have a cat
******** : do you have a cunt?
sakura02lds: No i have a dog
sakura02lds: His name is stinky
******** : do you take his knot?
sakura02lds: I only have a penis and his name is Mr. Winkie
sakura02lds: BOOYAH!
******** : Do you take your dogs knot?
sakura02lds: What do you mean? Do i suck of my dog? no i don't you perv
******** : perv... lol
sakura02lds: Groty little wanker
******** : Your silly tonight...
******** : Why is your pussy so wet tonight for?
sakura02lds: Your weird are you on Meds. are you taking them?
sakura02lds: If no, no entry into the almighty goddess known as Lisa
******** : you are a goddess
sakura02lds: Alby
******** : lisa
******** : you are a goddess
sakura02lds: What's wrong with you?
******** : nothing, I'm fine.
******** : I just want to chat with lisa
sakura02lds: No Like are you screwed up in the head or something?
sakura02lds: just curious
******** : I just want to chat with lisa
sakura02lds: My baby's daddy doesn't like you
******** : I just want to chat with lisa
sakura02lds: You are
sakura02lds: am i not goddess enough for you tonight
******** : your acting different than yesterday.
******** : I just want lisa's pussy. I don't want any other girls coochie.
((by this point angie changed his screen name to psycho_perv))
psycho_perv: I only like to lick lisa pussy.
psycho_perv: finger fuck, and play between her legs...
sakura02lds: Maybe I like to lick other girl's pussy did you ever think of that?
sakura02lds: Stupid psycho perv
psycho_perv: I already asked lisa, and she said no
sakura02lds: well today i made a new discovery
sakura02lds: I am a Bi
psycho_perv: bullshit
sakura02lds: Moo juice
psycho_perv: bullshit
sakura02lds: Moo juice
psycho_perv: this must be lisa roomate (a total looser)
sakura02lds: Looser! Double Looser! Looser in a box!
psycho_perv: if you see lisa can you tell her I said hello, and I hate her room mate.
sakura02lds: How do you know that I'm not Lisa I'm actually her Baby's daddy
psycho_perv: her room mates pussy is crab bloody hot, stinky dead pussy
sakura02lds: Hey that is not very nice to say Lisa's baby is here
sakura02lds: Maybe you have a Gene gree Penis that's about to fall off
sakura02lds: *green
psycho_perv: maybe, but you
sakura02lds: Are you foreign?
psycho_perv: you'll never see my dick, nor will you ever suck my dick dry.
sakura02lds: Like i would want to Pencil dick
psycho_perv: your words slurr as you slop my knob.
sakura02lds: God can you speak english?
psycho_perv: and I give you all my baby formula
sakura02lds: Taste like chicken
sakura02lds: :Throws it back up on him:
psycho_perv: I've waisted enough time here.
sakura02lds: Why is that?
psycho_perv: I'll put a gun to your mouth mother fucker... words on the street mother fucker...
sakura02lds: Is your time very precious?
sakura02lds: Is it your bed time?
I just thought this was funny.. he is very weird and won't stop saying odd things but I guess he didn't buy that I was the one typing... which is weird most of the time they never know I let someone else sit down and start typing. But for some reason he did... weird weird weird! All the weird ones find my screen name.. the normal ones I IM frist haha!
******** : koi wo shite wo tsuge L.I.S.A
******** : goddess Lisa, Kevin from Oklahoma, knocks at your front door..... asking is anyone home tonight?
sakura02lds: haha do you even know what those words mean up above?
******** : I have no idea... LOL are they German?
sakura02lds: haha no
******** : LOL
******** : Asian?
sakura02lds: yes it's japanese
******** : sweet!
******** : are you half white half jap?
sakura02lds: no haha
sakura02lds: but what you said.. is
sakura02lds: this love is going to end, lisa
sakura02lds: that's what that means
******** : well it was a mistake, what i meant to say in japanese was this love is going to begin as of yesterday, lisa.
******** : how are you today?
sakura02lds: I'm ok
******** : *** hugs
******** : *** and a soft kiss on the cheek
sakura02lds: diajou bu deska?
******** : diajou bu deska meaning?
sakura02lds: are you alright?
sakura02lds: hehe
******** : I'm better now that I'm with "a goddess"
******** : instead of "the others"
sakura02lds: haha thanks
sakura02lds: I'm no goddess
******** : yes you are lisa
******** : stop with the I'm no goddess business...
sakura02lds: thanks
******** : lisa stands for....
******** : l stands for long term, best friends, always there for you
******** : i stands for instantly kind and sweet
******** : s stands for strong and warm, nice soft hugs and kisses
******** : a stands for attitude, the best attitude globally, no one better.
sakura02lds: REALLY NOW?
sakura02lds: oops
******** : will you give me a soft hug?
******** : hold me?
******** : please!
sakura02lds: -gives him a hug-
sakura02lds: cookie
******** : mmmmmmm I just love your "ways"..
******** : Your The Best Lisa.
sakura02lds: thanks
******** : THE BEST!
sakura02lds: your special Kevin
******** : I'm a low life compared to you........
sakura02lds: do you like being an ass kisser?
******** : there is nothing that compares to you lisa.
******** : I'm not a ass kisser
******** : I just know when I'm in the "presence" of a lady, a goddess.
sakura02lds: damn I don't know what to say to that
******** : bows down and worships L.I.S.A.
******** : Your all I need.
sakura02lds: Smite me you mighty smiter
******** : brings expensive gift and presents to L.I.S.A.
sakura02lds: Can I spell out your name like you did for mine?
******** : Yes,
******** : but only I can "worship"
sakura02lds: K is for KILL! ALL HUMANS!!!!!!!!
sakura02lds: E IS FOR EWW GROSS
sakura02lds: V IS FOR VIVASECTOMY
sakura02lds: I IS FOR ISSUES
sakura02lds: N IS FOR GLASS NUTS
sakura02lds: aren't i sweet
******** : LOL.. your crazy tonight.
sakura02lds: Oh you know you like it
******** : yes I do
******** : Your The Best Lisa.
sakura02lds: Freak moo killer
sakura02lds: your my nightmare come to life
******** : LOL
******** : your silly
sakura02lds: Your werid
sakura02lds: Me horny
sakura02lds: Me love my hand long time
******** : let me kiss you and work my way down...
sakura02lds: Let Me smack you up side the face and than shit on your stomache
sakura02lds: with a following of kneeing you in the nuts and then farting on your face and pissing in your mouth
sakura02lds: BOOYAH!
sakura02lds: Am i still your goddess now?
******** : Yes
sakura02lds: I'm actually the princess of the universe
******** : your still everything I need.
sakura02lds: I love only Trowa
sakura02lds: I think my bike is a gundam and i can fly with it
******** : can I lick your pussy?
sakura02lds: then me and my mother collide to form the princess of the universe and we all live happily ever after
sakura02lds: I don't have a cat
******** : do you have a cunt?
sakura02lds: No i have a dog
sakura02lds: His name is stinky
******** : do you take his knot?
sakura02lds: I only have a penis and his name is Mr. Winkie
sakura02lds: BOOYAH!
******** : Do you take your dogs knot?
sakura02lds: What do you mean? Do i suck of my dog? no i don't you perv
******** : perv... lol
sakura02lds: Groty little wanker
******** : Your silly tonight...
******** : Why is your pussy so wet tonight for?
sakura02lds: Your weird are you on Meds. are you taking them?
sakura02lds: If no, no entry into the almighty goddess known as Lisa
******** : you are a goddess
sakura02lds: Alby
******** : lisa
******** : you are a goddess
sakura02lds: What's wrong with you?
******** : nothing, I'm fine.
******** : I just want to chat with lisa
sakura02lds: No Like are you screwed up in the head or something?
sakura02lds: just curious
******** : I just want to chat with lisa
sakura02lds: My baby's daddy doesn't like you
******** : I just want to chat with lisa
sakura02lds: You are
sakura02lds: am i not goddess enough for you tonight
******** : your acting different than yesterday.
******** : I just want lisa's pussy. I don't want any other girls coochie.
((by this point angie changed his screen name to psycho_perv))
psycho_perv: I only like to lick lisa pussy.
psycho_perv: finger fuck, and play between her legs...
sakura02lds: Maybe I like to lick other girl's pussy did you ever think of that?
sakura02lds: Stupid psycho perv
psycho_perv: I already asked lisa, and she said no
sakura02lds: well today i made a new discovery
sakura02lds: I am a Bi
psycho_perv: bullshit
sakura02lds: Moo juice
psycho_perv: bullshit
sakura02lds: Moo juice
psycho_perv: this must be lisa roomate (a total looser)
sakura02lds: Looser! Double Looser! Looser in a box!
psycho_perv: if you see lisa can you tell her I said hello, and I hate her room mate.
sakura02lds: How do you know that I'm not Lisa I'm actually her Baby's daddy
psycho_perv: her room mates pussy is crab bloody hot, stinky dead pussy
sakura02lds: Hey that is not very nice to say Lisa's baby is here
sakura02lds: Maybe you have a Gene gree Penis that's about to fall off
sakura02lds: *green
psycho_perv: maybe, but you
sakura02lds: Are you foreign?
psycho_perv: you'll never see my dick, nor will you ever suck my dick dry.
sakura02lds: Like i would want to Pencil dick
psycho_perv: your words slurr as you slop my knob.
sakura02lds: God can you speak english?
psycho_perv: and I give you all my baby formula
sakura02lds: Taste like chicken
sakura02lds: :Throws it back up on him:
psycho_perv: I've waisted enough time here.
sakura02lds: Why is that?
psycho_perv: I'll put a gun to your mouth mother fucker... words on the street mother fucker...
sakura02lds: Is your time very precious?
sakura02lds: Is it your bed time?
I just thought this was funny.. he is very weird and won't stop saying odd things but I guess he didn't buy that I was the one typing... which is weird most of the time they never know I let someone else sit down and start typing. But for some reason he did... weird weird weird! All the weird ones find my screen name.. the normal ones I IM frist haha!