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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-47 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
rockchick_101
haha random. seen as that has none of my lj buddies heres another
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday jazzmann_ladee and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In October I bought porn for shards_ov_me (10 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, crazy_lil_loud1 (-5000 points). In May I bought porn for heartcore_chick (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6001 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
rockchick_101