Oh Brother
My hais is falling out. not just a little, but rather, quite a bit. i know that this is normal after having a baby, but its getting to a level that i might call, excessive. So, on the list of things that have happened since having a baby (in the interest of negative aesthetics, only):
~ going bald
~ large, less than perky bazoobies
~ stretch marks on my ass (but not my tummy, thank God)
~ dark circles and deep wrinkles (no more fine lines for me) under the eyes
~ I'm just a little FAT still.
Just sayin.
Disclaimer: She is worth all of these and more, but for research purposes i wanted to put it down in case any of my firm, perky, non-wrinkled friends with hair were considering starting a family.
~ going bald
~ large, less than perky bazoobies
~ stretch marks on my ass (but not my tummy, thank God)
~ dark circles and deep wrinkles (no more fine lines for me) under the eyes
~ I'm just a little FAT still.
Just sayin.
Disclaimer: She is worth all of these and more, but for research purposes i wanted to put it down in case any of my firm, perky, non-wrinkled friends with hair were considering starting a family.