Lord of the rings...(Toxic) LMAO!

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Ok this is by:  Canadian Coco Chick It's so funny! So here it is, Toxic a pardoy with Lord of the rings with Britney spears' Toxic here is her disclaimer:

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything you recognize.not the song not lotr not nuttin.If this has been done sorry, I didn’t know!

On with the strange one-shot random show!

Let’s say there in umm…the marshes, not midge water, the other ones in front of Mordor.

Frodo stroking the ring singing to himself.

Ringy, can’t you see
you’re calling
A ring like you
Should wear a warning
It’s dangerous
I’m fallin’

There’s no escape
I can’t hide
I need to stroke you
ringy, let me
You’re dangerous
I’m lovin’ it

Too high
Can’t come down
Losing my head
Do you see me now

With the feel of you in my hand
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic
I’m slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do(nothing)
Don’t you know that you’re toxic

It’s getting late
To give it up
I took you from
Rivendale
Slowly
It’s taking over me

Too high
Can’t come down
Your voice is weird
And it’s all around
Can you see me now

With the feel of you in my hand
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic
I’m slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic

Don’t you know that you’re toxic

With the feel of you in my hand

With the feel of you in my hand
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic
I’m slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do(nothing! gesh! you’re a ring!)
Don’t you know that you’re toxic

With the feel of you in my hand
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic
I’m slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic

I’m intoxicated now
I think Gollum wants you now
I think I’m ready now
to kill him now
Sam’s really worried now

Can I give you up?

I think I’m ready now

....LMAO!! For some reason it made me laugh. Lol! I know I'm crazy!