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[rockandrollbot]

So I was mowing my lawn and I ran over a freaking shoe. The mower stopped. Now it won't start. I just want one person to tell me why a shoe was in my yard

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[tachycardia]

I just want someone to tell me how you didn't see the shoe in front of your lawnmower before you ran over it.

shoe

[itsgottentobad]

Stefan, the shoe was there 'cause i fuckin put it there. SUCKIT BITCH!