Everything in Moderation
So, I've been vegetarian for a while now. It was really hard at first. Really, really hard. And I've probably eaten every type of non-meat burger there is. And for some reason most of the vegetarian meat substitute foods I've eaten taste like something else. For example, there is a vegetarian burger at the cafeteria at my school and it tastes like Ramen noodles, which let me tell you, ain't a good thing. It freaked me out. I'm eating something, it looks like a burger - tastes like Ramen noodles. It blew a fucking gasket in my brain. And if anyone orders the Veggie burger and McDonalds, you might as well order a slab of oatmeal and two buns because that's what it feels like. I swear the burger patty on that thing falls apart in your mouth, feels like oatmeal, and tastes bland. I don't think there is taste, come to think of it. Maybe a little sour from the pickle but that's about it.
Boca Burgers are good. I've eaten many a cheese sandwhich. Today for dinner I ate a grilled cheese sandwhich with some tomato, a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich...tried to look for cheese to put into that but could not find any. *Note: Peanut butter, Jelly and cheese sandwhiches are da bomb. End Note.* I also ate Mongolian Beef stir-fry minus the beef. Strawberry shortcake. hmmm. Oh yeah, an Icee and Orange Guava Juice, sounds weird tastes good. I'd rather have some Minute Maid fruit punch though.
I've met many a vegan and vegetarian people. Did you know that there is such a thing as "Veganaise?" It's mayonaise for vegans! Crazy shit I tell you. It's a whole different world. And most people that are vegetarian or vegan do it for a reason. A good reason. Be it health or the treatment of animals and righteousness or what not. I on the other hand have no good reason to be vegetarian. I just wanted to try it out. For fun. I'm dead serious. And I stuck to it too. It takes some self control kids. And it's harder than it sounds. It's really hard when you start. Especially if you give up on meat cold turkey, know what I mean?... Oh and by the way, to girls that want bigger tits. Try eating a lot of chicken because chickens are pumped full of estrogen to get them to basically ripen quicker as if they were a fruit. The excess estrogen pumped into the chicken is to make them plump up faster and have bigger chicken breasts per chicken. And when you eat chicken, you're also eating the estrogen. And enough of that will give you boobies. It's not really a good thing. I learned that from a girl I met, Catalina. She know all these crazy facts. She's vegan, she's crazy haha.
Anyways, fuck being vegetarian. It was interesting while it lasted. But as of today. I will no longer be vegetarian. I like meat. I think it's part of a well balanced diet. Everything in moderation is good. Even candy. Yes, even candy, which seemingly has no nutritional value. I have no idea why I'm talking about food.
And for some reason, I've lost a lot of weight. It's not because of me being vegetarian. It's weird. A lot of me and my friends have lost weight. Enough so that it's noticeable. We came up with a theory that we have worms in our stomachs. And that the worms eat all our food because we eat like fucking pigs and we lose weight! Crazy shit.
Boca Burgers are good. I've eaten many a cheese sandwhich. Today for dinner I ate a grilled cheese sandwhich with some tomato, a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich...tried to look for cheese to put into that but could not find any. *Note: Peanut butter, Jelly and cheese sandwhiches are da bomb. End Note.* I also ate Mongolian Beef stir-fry minus the beef. Strawberry shortcake. hmmm. Oh yeah, an Icee and Orange Guava Juice, sounds weird tastes good. I'd rather have some Minute Maid fruit punch though.
I've met many a vegan and vegetarian people. Did you know that there is such a thing as "Veganaise?" It's mayonaise for vegans! Crazy shit I tell you. It's a whole different world. And most people that are vegetarian or vegan do it for a reason. A good reason. Be it health or the treatment of animals and righteousness or what not. I on the other hand have no good reason to be vegetarian. I just wanted to try it out. For fun. I'm dead serious. And I stuck to it too. It takes some self control kids. And it's harder than it sounds. It's really hard when you start. Especially if you give up on meat cold turkey, know what I mean?... Oh and by the way, to girls that want bigger tits. Try eating a lot of chicken because chickens are pumped full of estrogen to get them to basically ripen quicker as if they were a fruit. The excess estrogen pumped into the chicken is to make them plump up faster and have bigger chicken breasts per chicken. And when you eat chicken, you're also eating the estrogen. And enough of that will give you boobies. It's not really a good thing. I learned that from a girl I met, Catalina. She know all these crazy facts. She's vegan, she's crazy haha.
Anyways, fuck being vegetarian. It was interesting while it lasted. But as of today. I will no longer be vegetarian. I like meat. I think it's part of a well balanced diet. Everything in moderation is good. Even candy. Yes, even candy, which seemingly has no nutritional value. I have no idea why I'm talking about food.
And for some reason, I've lost a lot of weight. It's not because of me being vegetarian. It's weird. A lot of me and my friends have lost weight. Enough so that it's noticeable. We came up with a theory that we have worms in our stomachs. And that the worms eat all our food because we eat like fucking pigs and we lose weight! Crazy shit.