AhhhhhhSchnap
Had a really good hair day today. haha. How is it that when your hair looks good one day you just want to go out all day. And when it looks like shit you want to stay home. It makes sense though.
Just came back from a couple of parties. The first one was at Grandmarc, that was the better one of the ones that I went to. I am slightly drunk, slightly tired. My days are full. I have been really productive school-wise and socially. I find it hard to find time for anything else. Sometimes I think that I should slow down and take a look at myself and see where I'm at and where I'm going with my life. Sometimes I think I'm moving to slow. But it never slows down. Life never slows down. It gets faster and more demanding. I just want to slow down. I just want to stop for a moment and organize my thoughts. My life is like a dirty room. It's messy and I want to clean it and purge it but there are so many other things that have priority over it such as school that I can't. I'm just gonna blabber on a bit more. I have nothing better to do besides catch up on precious sleep at 3:30 in the morning.
I'll fill out this form thingy that my friend Jerry did. Jerry has a big dick.
>NAME: Hottie
NICKNAME: hey you you're hot come over here
BIRTHPLACE: Uterus
BIRTHDATE: 21 years ago
CURRENT LOCATION: Apple Sauce
EYE COLOR: Really really dark brown, almost black. Dark and mysterious pools of lovein' girls, come and get some.
HAIR COLOR: black, although the sun seems to be burning it to a lighter shade as of late
RIGHTY OR LEFTY: hmmm which hand do I use to grab my penis? oh yeah, the right.
ZODIAC SIGN: Aries
FONT: What the fuck kind of question is Font? NEXT QUESTION!
[YOUR FAVORITE]
MUSIC: I like a lot of things. Right now the new Rooney album. Thanks to my friend the Walrus fo da hook up. U is my nigga'!
CARTOON: Dragon ball Z or Duck Tails. Those are always entertaining.
COLOR: I do like green.
SLUSHY FLAVOR: Coke slushy...MMmmmm. or Cherry slushy...Mmmm. Hmmmm. Cherry coke..MmmmMmm
MAGAZINE: I don't know how to read.
TV SHOW: Two words - Disney Channel
SONG: I really like "first things first" by PP
LANGUAGE: Alien. I love how aliens prounounce "Joeruoh" Sooooo hot. Too sexy TOO SEXY
SPICE GIRL: Baby
FOOD & BEVERAGE: Beer and Beer.
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Music
WEEKEND ACTIVITY: Sleeping
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: I'll eat any ice cream I don't give a fuck what it is. It's ice cream it's good it melts in your mouth and sometimes I stick it in my pants.
ROLLER COASTER: Roller coaster at Belmont park. That shit almost killed me. So unsafe. And So Fun. Cuz I like to live on the edge. Yeah, I'm dangerous. I'm like fire baby. Woo ha.
[WHAT IS]
YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE: It would have to be "Fucking cock suck bitch mother tit suck ass pussy shit face morning chicken cocka-doodle doo"
THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORNING: "Oh man I'm horny."
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: "What is art? Are we art? Is art, art? Oh man I'm horny."
THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: eye brows. Don't ask me why, I don't know. But that's what I notice.
THE BEST NAME FOR A BUTLER: Mom-HHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry girl. Just playin' much love to the uterus that I came out of.
YOUR BEST FEATURE: Charming personality and killer wit. Oh and my big dick.
YOUR BEDTIME: 11:00pm. I try. Yeah, it's almost 4am now. go fuck yourself with my big dick.
YOUR GREATEST FEAR: Losing in Smash Bros. against John Calvelo. But that will never happen AHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHHAHHA. I love you.
YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Making a house out of a deck of cards?
YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: I don't remember.
[DO YOU]
TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: haha
HAVE A(ANY) CRUSH(ES): of course. What's life without shallow infatuation?
DO YOU THINK YOUVE BEEN IN LOVE: No. It's like a club and I'm not cool enough to be in it. So I made my own club called Shallow Infatuation.
WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: I'd rather Go To Sleep.
LIKE/D HIGH SCHOOL: High school was the most obnoxiously shallow race for fake admiration and meaningless friendship. Where sincerity is hard to find and relationships change as convenience because everything is based on want and desire and once those are met a new want takes it's place and the old ones dropped. A lot like the real world just smaller.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: You mean be with someone that you honestly love and care for? No.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: gay
HAVE ANY TATOOS/WHERE: No but I can write on my skin with permanent marker like nobody's business.
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS/WHERE: No. It's pretty meaningless.
GET MOTION SICKNESS: At times.
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: I waver between health and not caring. Being healthy all the time is just wrong. You gotta splurge.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yeah, we get along great until we start talking.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: They're kind of scary. Hold me.... No not you! The pretty one next to you.
[THE FUTURE]
AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: I think I'd be more likely to die from a bizarre accident than be married.
NUMBER AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: 2 - anything more is too much. Anything less is too lonely. Slave and Nat Jr.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AT AGE 20: Shit. How do I answer this. (poot) hehehe
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Well first of all my bride comes down the ailes on a unicorn. I'm wearing golden speedos riding a stallion. The ceremony takes place in the clouds and oh shit you didn't really mean an actual DREAM wedding? My bad nigga.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: Like Kurt Cobain. Because,if anything. I know I could make that happen.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: A useless old hag.
WHAT COUNRTY WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT: Australia
[OPPOSITE SEX]
BEST EYE COLOR: Doesn't matter as long as they're on me.
BEST HAIR COLOR: Natural
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: NO HAIR!!! Oh wait, we're not talking about pubes? My bust.
BEST WEIGHT: Hey, more cushion for the pushin'
BEST ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: Confidence
[OTHER]
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?: When I was drunk. Oh you mean stuffed animal? I don't know.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?: My mouse. STupid ass question.
HOW MANY HOUSES HAVE YOU LIVE IN?: A LOT.
HOW MANY SCHOOLS HAVE YOU GONE TO?: A LOT.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BEDROOM CARPET?: White, off white, black. Blue, grey, and then white again.
WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $5'000 DOLLARS?: Sure.
YOU ARE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND YOU COULD ONLY TAKE
THREE THINGS WITH YOU WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE?: My guitar, Mr. Belvadeare, and Captain Jean-Luke Picard.
WHAT WAS THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE SO FAR?: That's a toss up. I've had a lot of good times in my life. If I had to choose then I would have to say penguin. Oh shit we're not talking about that sort of good time? Ah schnap.
Just came back from a couple of parties. The first one was at Grandmarc, that was the better one of the ones that I went to. I am slightly drunk, slightly tired. My days are full. I have been really productive school-wise and socially. I find it hard to find time for anything else. Sometimes I think that I should slow down and take a look at myself and see where I'm at and where I'm going with my life. Sometimes I think I'm moving to slow. But it never slows down. Life never slows down. It gets faster and more demanding. I just want to slow down. I just want to stop for a moment and organize my thoughts. My life is like a dirty room. It's messy and I want to clean it and purge it but there are so many other things that have priority over it such as school that I can't. I'm just gonna blabber on a bit more. I have nothing better to do besides catch up on precious sleep at 3:30 in the morning.
I'll fill out this form thingy that my friend Jerry did. Jerry has a big dick.
>NAME: Hottie
NICKNAME: hey you you're hot come over here
BIRTHPLACE: Uterus
BIRTHDATE: 21 years ago
CURRENT LOCATION: Apple Sauce
EYE COLOR: Really really dark brown, almost black. Dark and mysterious pools of lovein' girls, come and get some.
HAIR COLOR: black, although the sun seems to be burning it to a lighter shade as of late
RIGHTY OR LEFTY: hmmm which hand do I use to grab my penis? oh yeah, the right.
ZODIAC SIGN: Aries
FONT: What the fuck kind of question is Font? NEXT QUESTION!
[YOUR FAVORITE]
MUSIC: I like a lot of things. Right now the new Rooney album. Thanks to my friend the Walrus fo da hook up. U is my nigga'!
CARTOON: Dragon ball Z or Duck Tails. Those are always entertaining.
COLOR: I do like green.
SLUSHY FLAVOR: Coke slushy...MMmmmm. or Cherry slushy...Mmmm. Hmmmm. Cherry coke..MmmmMmm
MAGAZINE: I don't know how to read.
TV SHOW: Two words - Disney Channel
SONG: I really like "first things first" by PP
LANGUAGE: Alien. I love how aliens prounounce "Joeruoh" Sooooo hot. Too sexy TOO SEXY
SPICE GIRL: Baby
FOOD & BEVERAGE: Beer and Beer.
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Music
WEEKEND ACTIVITY: Sleeping
ICE CREAM FLAVOR: I'll eat any ice cream I don't give a fuck what it is. It's ice cream it's good it melts in your mouth and sometimes I stick it in my pants.
ROLLER COASTER: Roller coaster at Belmont park. That shit almost killed me. So unsafe. And So Fun. Cuz I like to live on the edge. Yeah, I'm dangerous. I'm like fire baby. Woo ha.
[WHAT IS]
YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE: It would have to be "Fucking cock suck bitch mother tit suck ass pussy shit face morning chicken cocka-doodle doo"
THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORNING: "Oh man I'm horny."
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: "What is art? Are we art? Is art, art? Oh man I'm horny."
THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: eye brows. Don't ask me why, I don't know. But that's what I notice.
THE BEST NAME FOR A BUTLER: Mom-HHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry girl. Just playin' much love to the uterus that I came out of.
YOUR BEST FEATURE: Charming personality and killer wit. Oh and my big dick.
YOUR BEDTIME: 11:00pm. I try. Yeah, it's almost 4am now. go fuck yourself with my big dick.
YOUR GREATEST FEAR: Losing in Smash Bros. against John Calvelo. But that will never happen AHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHHAHHA. I love you.
YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Making a house out of a deck of cards?
YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: I don't remember.
[DO YOU]
TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: haha
HAVE A(ANY) CRUSH(ES): of course. What's life without shallow infatuation?
DO YOU THINK YOUVE BEEN IN LOVE: No. It's like a club and I'm not cool enough to be in it. So I made my own club called Shallow Infatuation.
WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: I'd rather Go To Sleep.
LIKE/D HIGH SCHOOL: High school was the most obnoxiously shallow race for fake admiration and meaningless friendship. Where sincerity is hard to find and relationships change as convenience because everything is based on want and desire and once those are met a new want takes it's place and the old ones dropped. A lot like the real world just smaller.
WANT TO GET MARRIED: You mean be with someone that you honestly love and care for? No.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: gay
HAVE ANY TATOOS/WHERE: No but I can write on my skin with permanent marker like nobody's business.
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS/WHERE: No. It's pretty meaningless.
GET MOTION SICKNESS: At times.
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: I waver between health and not caring. Being healthy all the time is just wrong. You gotta splurge.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yeah, we get along great until we start talking.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: They're kind of scary. Hold me.... No not you! The pretty one next to you.
[THE FUTURE]
AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: I think I'd be more likely to die from a bizarre accident than be married.
NUMBER AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: 2 - anything more is too much. Anything less is too lonely. Slave and Nat Jr.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AT AGE 20: Shit. How do I answer this. (poot) hehehe
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Well first of all my bride comes down the ailes on a unicorn. I'm wearing golden speedos riding a stallion. The ceremony takes place in the clouds and oh shit you didn't really mean an actual DREAM wedding? My bad nigga.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: Like Kurt Cobain. Because,if anything. I know I could make that happen.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: A useless old hag.
WHAT COUNRTY WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT: Australia
[OPPOSITE SEX]
BEST EYE COLOR: Doesn't matter as long as they're on me.
BEST HAIR COLOR: Natural
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: NO HAIR!!! Oh wait, we're not talking about pubes? My bust.
BEST WEIGHT: Hey, more cushion for the pushin'
BEST ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: Confidence
[OTHER]
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?: When I was drunk. Oh you mean stuffed animal? I don't know.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?: My mouse. STupid ass question.
HOW MANY HOUSES HAVE YOU LIVE IN?: A LOT.
HOW MANY SCHOOLS HAVE YOU GONE TO?: A LOT.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BEDROOM CARPET?: White, off white, black. Blue, grey, and then white again.
WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $5'000 DOLLARS?: Sure.
YOU ARE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND YOU COULD ONLY TAKE
THREE THINGS WITH YOU WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE?: My guitar, Mr. Belvadeare, and Captain Jean-Luke Picard.
WHAT WAS THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE SO FAR?: That's a toss up. I've had a lot of good times in my life. If I had to choose then I would have to say penguin. Oh shit we're not talking about that sort of good time? Ah schnap.