Last time I was this sick...
It was like sometime in dec 98...right before new years and the flu hit me like a freight train. And at the time, i was housesitting for my uncle and had no car cuz, for whatever reason so i was stuck there with like no medicine or anything like that. And i had just started going out with this girl for like a month or something and had talked to her before i tried to get some sleep but that is when the fever took hold of me and made me nuts. Apperantly i called her like at 4 in the monring teling her i was dying and i had no more time on earth or somehting crazy like that then passed out with phone in hand. Then I had some banging and yelling and woke up and thought someone was in the house. I got scared and picked up a bat that was there ready to go to town, but it was her and her mom at the door. So I opened the door and this is what I saw. First, lets talk about her mom. She was pretty hot for an older lady, but when I opened the door she had on this like string thing for a nightgown and my eyes went straight to her boobs and I did not mean to but man wow....Anyways, then i looked at my girlfreind, and i knew she had contacts but she had these huge ass glasses on that made me go what the fuck...and all this happened in about 3 seconds. They asked if i was ok and i said yes and thanked them over and over for coming to check on my and said i was sorry for calling. the next day, the gf brought me nyquil, oj, tylenol, soup and some antibotics. I miss someone doing that...