jesus christ i have no voice
So these are the events as they transpired on nov 15th and 16th of 2k3...other wise known as hot water weekend.
Me chris and the k leave corpus and head out...kathy is driving like a bat out of hell when BAM we hit a speed trap and thinking, this chick is toast. The cop turns on the lights and begin to come after us when, a car on the southbound lane decided to spin out of control and off the highway.
The cop actually had a hard time deciding to go after us with the black tar heroin and stolen cash or the car..the cop chose the car which goes to show once again, katherine has the wrath of god in her. We hit SA and pick up anthony, see derek for a bit then hit northstar....big ass mistake.
this mall was packed like...something that is packed tight. We went to pick up some shit for the pendegast cuz his b day is coming up. we hit a gap and me anthony and chris are standing around waiting for kathy to stop being a girl when this tiny asian lady who must have built the great wal herself kicked us out. Now a, I have not been kicked out of a store in a long time and B, we were not doiung anything...she just told us to leave which was fine and we did but started to think about it and decided to kill her but kathy was ready so fuck it...little chinese bastard.
So we pick up some more shit and then head to austin. As we head into town, joe calls us and meets us at waterloo and buy some cds so by this time tis like 7 something and the doors do not open until like 9 so we said fuck it and go anyway. hang out, play a 2 hr hand of uno which did not end and then shit started.
People slowly started showing up and what noit and i quickly started drinking. Drinks are had, people are showing up and after an eternity hot water finally plays. we had our corpus corner right in front of chuck as per usual and we did a good job this year of showing those austin fucks who the fuck not to mess with. And after all was said and done...13 whiskey sours....but the last 4 were doubles so you do the math...no merch, me and chris drunk...more me then him though, then we go to ross' and hang for a bit where it was decided that we were too tired to fuck and were going back to seguin. we said our goodbyes and what not (sorry vicki we did not stay longer, but ted leo is coming up) we eat with charlie blah blah....pass out...so begins day two.
We get up/crawl out of bed clean up from the night before and begin round 2. We get going around 12:45 or so and head into SA hungry as fuck...where katherine see a huge rooster and then says "hey look, a giant cock"...dirty ass ho...so after making one big loop around SA we go to marie callenders and man oh fucking man, we were not disappointed....good shit...esp the pie.
then we drive around some more and go to sin 13 to see what time it all goes down and doors at 5...its 3:30...nothin else to do...its time for puppet theatre. so waylons camera and some forbidden love from a penguin and a giraffe...you know the rest.
doors open, we get in thanks to mike the roadie from hot water...thanks chief, we hang out and wait. We are tired and stinky and drained and have no voice and sitting in this hot ass oven of a club. I swear this place slowly cooks everyone inside and I have said it once and I shall say it again, THE CITY AND PEOPLE FROM SAN ANTONIO ARE SOME RUDE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! no love for lawence arms who put ona great show but made a mess on yourselves for static lullabye....dumbasses.
hot water goes on and its awesome...a better set from the night before but not as good...maybe because this was the first time i have seen hot water sober since 96, not as many corpus people, smaller ruder crowd...who knows but it was still great...thanks alot guys...see you around march/april. so with no voice, tired as fuck and sweaty...we head back and are home buy 11:30...awesome...
longest post ever...and I an sure there are spelling errors and what not but i do not care....bestest weekend known to man
Me chris and the k leave corpus and head out...kathy is driving like a bat out of hell when BAM we hit a speed trap and thinking, this chick is toast. The cop turns on the lights and begin to come after us when, a car on the southbound lane decided to spin out of control and off the highway.
The cop actually had a hard time deciding to go after us with the black tar heroin and stolen cash or the car..the cop chose the car which goes to show once again, katherine has the wrath of god in her. We hit SA and pick up anthony, see derek for a bit then hit northstar....big ass mistake.
this mall was packed like...something that is packed tight. We went to pick up some shit for the pendegast cuz his b day is coming up. we hit a gap and me anthony and chris are standing around waiting for kathy to stop being a girl when this tiny asian lady who must have built the great wal herself kicked us out. Now a, I have not been kicked out of a store in a long time and B, we were not doiung anything...she just told us to leave which was fine and we did but started to think about it and decided to kill her but kathy was ready so fuck it...little chinese bastard.
So we pick up some more shit and then head to austin. As we head into town, joe calls us and meets us at waterloo and buy some cds so by this time tis like 7 something and the doors do not open until like 9 so we said fuck it and go anyway. hang out, play a 2 hr hand of uno which did not end and then shit started.
People slowly started showing up and what noit and i quickly started drinking. Drinks are had, people are showing up and after an eternity hot water finally plays. we had our corpus corner right in front of chuck as per usual and we did a good job this year of showing those austin fucks who the fuck not to mess with. And after all was said and done...13 whiskey sours....but the last 4 were doubles so you do the math...no merch, me and chris drunk...more me then him though, then we go to ross' and hang for a bit where it was decided that we were too tired to fuck and were going back to seguin. we said our goodbyes and what not (sorry vicki we did not stay longer, but ted leo is coming up) we eat with charlie blah blah....pass out...so begins day two.
We get up/crawl out of bed clean up from the night before and begin round 2. We get going around 12:45 or so and head into SA hungry as fuck...where katherine see a huge rooster and then says "hey look, a giant cock"...dirty ass ho...so after making one big loop around SA we go to marie callenders and man oh fucking man, we were not disappointed....good shit...esp the pie.
then we drive around some more and go to sin 13 to see what time it all goes down and doors at 5...its 3:30...nothin else to do...its time for puppet theatre. so waylons camera and some forbidden love from a penguin and a giraffe...you know the rest.
doors open, we get in thanks to mike the roadie from hot water...thanks chief, we hang out and wait. We are tired and stinky and drained and have no voice and sitting in this hot ass oven of a club. I swear this place slowly cooks everyone inside and I have said it once and I shall say it again, THE CITY AND PEOPLE FROM SAN ANTONIO ARE SOME RUDE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! no love for lawence arms who put ona great show but made a mess on yourselves for static lullabye....dumbasses.
hot water goes on and its awesome...a better set from the night before but not as good...maybe because this was the first time i have seen hot water sober since 96, not as many corpus people, smaller ruder crowd...who knows but it was still great...thanks alot guys...see you around march/april. so with no voice, tired as fuck and sweaty...we head back and are home buy 11:30...awesome...
longest post ever...and I an sure there are spelling errors and what not but i do not care....bestest weekend known to man