[Anti-OTP - Daddy!Forti/Rosencrantz]

[rockabye_hamlet]

*is considering going to bed early to-night, insomuch as there is nothing to make it worth his while to stay up*

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*but rosencrantz, bless him, is wired -- we think he discovered the espresso machine today -- and he's in desperate need of something to do, to touch, to make, to look at, anything, and can be expected to be bouncing along in search of it before he comes across forti-the-elder*

oh -- ! oh, hello, sir!

[rockabye_hamlet]

Hi, there. How's it hanging?

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hanging? *puzzled!look* i didn't see any hangings, i don't think -- but it's a very unpleasant sort of entertainment, if you ask me. it's probably better to've missed it. if i've got to see something tied to a string i'd much rather see a kite, or a balloon, say -- or one of those yo-yo-things -- i don't suppose one came through here -- ?

[rockabye_hamlet]

A yoyo? Not to the best of my knowledge. *grins at Ros* You're looking pretty hyper.

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a balloon would be nice, too -- a great big red one, shaped like a heart, that's got flowers and 'happy birthday' on it? it's not my birthday, of course, but i'm sure i could find someone -- though, have you ever thought, of having a balloon bigger than that even, and putting a little basket -- *stops* -- oh -- ? do i?

[rockabye_hamlet]

Would you like a balloon? *raises his eyebrows*

[permanent_blur]

i suppose it doesn't have to be shaped like a heart. *v. serious*

[rockabye_hamlet]

You can have it that way if you want. *perfectly in earnest*

[permanent_blur]

oh -- well -- how about a little orange one? i like orange.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Little orange heart-shaped balloon? Check, check, and double-check. Give me a minute.

[permanent_blur]

*ee! bounces and beams*

[rockabye_hamlet]

*obtains said balloon from a plothole. has gotten very good at working the plotholes for anything he wants* There you go. Balloon. Everything you wanted?

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oh! oh, it's excellent, sir -- ! thank you! *-- glomps*

[rockabye_hamlet]

*ruffles his hair, laughing* Sure thing. Glad to be of assistance. Need anything else as long as you're here?

[permanent_blur]

i don't think so -- i didn't even know i was getting a balloon -- ! *head-tilts behind it, happy* can i give you anything, sir?

[rockabye_hamlet]

Oh, what would you like to give me?