Dec 30, 2004 18:03
the lymph node under my right armpit is swollen and infected. i cannot decide if i think it is awesome or disturbing or both.
i KNOW, however, that it is painful and i would like for it to go away soon (pls work, Team Antibiotics).
i also know that it sucks to be using a portuguese keyboard on which i cannot locate the apostrophe and thus i cannot use contractions or possessives without appearing an idiot. da dum.
the PC Med Officer and i figured out that i probably arrived in my current state in the following manner:
1. amanda cleans gross bathroom with sponge and bare hands
2. amanda cuts knuckles on tiles because she is scrubbing so vigorously (4 real)
3. disgusting germies flood into amanda`s bod
4. disgusting germz collect and block up lymph node.
GROZZ!
but not deadly. oh no no no. highly treatable.
plus, my 66 year old crazy-awesome neighbor Alberto says i will be all right. i believe him.