Waste some time with me
Well I don't really have anything monumental to talk about,but I figured that I would add something to the journal because ever one else is doing it. (my weakness is peer pressure). Therefore, if you are reading this and don't really feel like listening to what I have to say I advice you to stop reading now ----------------------NO really, stop reading now.
Time for the segment of the day that I call scott's thoughts on the spots. This is where I rack my brain for anything funny to tell you , here goes.
I was thinking today of 15 people on a life boat stuck at sea with only one oar. But All of them are bickering because they don't want to oar and that it's not there turn. "I am tired you oar" "no way its your turn" " I paddled like half hour ago" "no you didn't I did" "screw you, that was me" "no it wasn't you either I paddled for the last two people , you lazy pricks". Meh.
Everyone seems to have a fake laugh, though I never hear them because I am so funny .. ha .. ha .. no? anyways. I was thinking about my fake laugh and that It sucks because I don't really have a convincing fake laugh. You know those times when you are rreally supposed to laugh, like at a parents joke. I mostly look at them for a few seconds to make sure it was a joke by there has and then give two quick exhales...really it is a ha ha. And then comes the awkward silence because they know that my fake laugh is just soo fake. nuts... to do list, improve fake laugh.
I think I am going to reinstall jumbolia as a greeting because hello just sucks. I like andy's greeting of hamburgers. because it throws you off at first, like "wait ididn't even say anything about hamburgers, and hamburgers are not ...oh man you so crazy"
I llike the way i put money in my wallet, it is not in any fashoin neat or percise. For example, one side is all queens heads or 5s and tens oin one side and 20's on the other. NOpe i get my change and smash it into the wallet. Now its not very organized but every time you open your wallet its like a suprise ooooooowwwww "what do we have here, a five yeah a ten yeah, no 20 but I got a five and a ten which is pretty good"
By the way my elaborate lie has succeeded thus far. still many stages to go
I hate commercials, all day long I get bombarded by awful jokes and jingles and actors telling me I need something which i don't have. so when i have enough dough I plan on make commercials that don't sell anything or sell fake products. " buy the new one time cleaner all you do is place the ball in the middle of your floor and it cleans the entire house. Yes the entire house? whats that you say? This is the best product you have ever heard of? I know except it kills your dog but don't worry cats and other pets will be just fine, though the dogs do die immediately with use. Get it now while they are still around now now now!
one day i willl invent a bologna sandwhich making machine, in goes the loaf of bread, in goes the bologna and cheses or whatever, and ingoes the ketchup, press the button badda da da da, instant sandy. yeah party
Time for the segment of the day that I call scott's thoughts on the spots. This is where I rack my brain for anything funny to tell you , here goes.
I was thinking today of 15 people on a life boat stuck at sea with only one oar. But All of them are bickering because they don't want to oar and that it's not there turn. "I am tired you oar" "no way its your turn" " I paddled like half hour ago" "no you didn't I did" "screw you, that was me" "no it wasn't you either I paddled for the last two people , you lazy pricks". Meh.
Everyone seems to have a fake laugh, though I never hear them because I am so funny .. ha .. ha .. no? anyways. I was thinking about my fake laugh and that It sucks because I don't really have a convincing fake laugh. You know those times when you are rreally supposed to laugh, like at a parents joke. I mostly look at them for a few seconds to make sure it was a joke by there has and then give two quick exhales...really it is a ha ha. And then comes the awkward silence because they know that my fake laugh is just soo fake. nuts... to do list, improve fake laugh.
I think I am going to reinstall jumbolia as a greeting because hello just sucks. I like andy's greeting of hamburgers. because it throws you off at first, like "wait ididn't even say anything about hamburgers, and hamburgers are not ...oh man you so crazy"
I llike the way i put money in my wallet, it is not in any fashoin neat or percise. For example, one side is all queens heads or 5s and tens oin one side and 20's on the other. NOpe i get my change and smash it into the wallet. Now its not very organized but every time you open your wallet its like a suprise ooooooowwwww "what do we have here, a five yeah a ten yeah, no 20 but I got a five and a ten which is pretty good"
By the way my elaborate lie has succeeded thus far. still many stages to go
I hate commercials, all day long I get bombarded by awful jokes and jingles and actors telling me I need something which i don't have. so when i have enough dough I plan on make commercials that don't sell anything or sell fake products. " buy the new one time cleaner all you do is place the ball in the middle of your floor and it cleans the entire house. Yes the entire house? whats that you say? This is the best product you have ever heard of? I know except it kills your dog but don't worry cats and other pets will be just fine, though the dogs do die immediately with use. Get it now while they are still around now now now!
one day i willl invent a bologna sandwhich making machine, in goes the loaf of bread, in goes the bologna and cheses or whatever, and ingoes the ketchup, press the button badda da da da, instant sandy. yeah party