Mega intro

[rock_tankarms]

[The video feed turns on and a young, dark haired boy is there, smiling broadly. He looks about 10 years old, in a plain blue sweater. Behind him, instead of the usual dorm furniture, a small lab's worth of complex machinery can be seen, replacing where his bed should've been.]Hi everyone! This is really exciting, ah... My name's Rock! I'm from

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[rock_tankarms]

General? I didn't know you were in the army. I guess that's why you're so big!

I feel fine right now. Maybe a little homesick, but I'm sure I'll feel better once I get to know more people!

[tank_rockarms]

Ha, no, you don't gotta be my size to be a general. Look at Jake. He ain't any bigger'n most and he's a CO. Not for a lack of tryin' on my part, though.

No I don't mean homesick I mean, you know. You and the blowin' up stuff.

[rock_tankarms]

Mmm, you're right! You don't have to be really big to be strong. I guess you just remind me of someone I know.

Ohhh, you mean from the football game! Don't worry, Dr. Light was able to repair me! I had an extra life enough extra parts back in his lab.

[tank_rockarms]

You don't gotta be big to be strong but I find for me it works out best if I am.

Yeah, the football game. Alright, good to hear.

Sorta weird makin' a kid blow up in the middle of a football game.

[rock_tankarms]

To be honest I wasn't really expecting to break down from a football game. Your team's really serious...

It's okay though. At least you hit me instead of injuring anyone else.

[tank_rockarms]

Well, you had a guy flyin' around in a rocket suit.

What do you expect us to do? Sit around and let our asses get kicked because you brought a guy in a rocket suit?

[rock_tankarms]

Oh. Sorry about that. Some of the guys can be competitive... I only play a little for fun, so I just substitute sometimes.

I don't think I could keep up at all without my battle suit.

[tank_rockarms]

The guy in the rocket suit, could he keep up without it?

'Cause it don't seem fair that Capcom had guys in rocket suits runnin' around on the field.

[rock_tankarms]

I don't know. Without it he's a normal human, and there's so many people with powers at both our schools...

You're right though, it doesn't seem fair that some people have rockets and others don't. Maybe next time the captains of the teams should meet up and make sure everything's balanced!

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah I don't know how they're gonna manage that. I mean, if you're a robot you can't help bein' a robot, it ain't like you're tryin' to add anything extra. And then you're a robot. And what's the other team gonna do? Or what's the other team gonna do when we got a girl who can set stuff on fire or a couple guys with wings?

[rock_tankarms]

Huh...

Managing a football team is a lot harder than I thought... But I'll see if Mr. Hagar will talk to Edward about Power Changing next game, okay?

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, I've met him before.

Somethin' tells me he ain't gonna stop having Edward wear that suit.

[rock_tankarms]

Why would you say that?

[tank_rockarms]

He's got a kid with a rocket suit, and he knows our team's got guys with wings and you and that werewolf guy Jon and a girl who can set things on fire with her mind and who knows what else.

He's gotta try to keep up somehow.

[rock_tankarms]

Oh. Sorry, but... I can't speak for Jon, but I don't think I'm gonna join the football team here.

[tank_rockarms]

Why not.