Greatings Earth creatures. My human name is Bryony Cleopatra Temple, but I also go by the name Rolando8. In case you're wondering, yes, I am female, I just accidentally chose a male name.
But enough small talk. I've searched the pages (and Pages) and discovered the lyrics to a never-before-heard, unrecorded Led Zeppelin song. But be warned... it makes Whole Lotta Love seem G-rated in comparison.
Also, I found the most gorgeous picture of Jimmy Page and his adorable nipple, and I couldn't resit captioning it.
The problem is, I can't decide which caption is better, so I have two to choose from.
Caption No.1: The one with the clever reference.
Caption #2: The one with the hardly-at-all-clever reference.
Yes, I did a Yu-Gi-Oh! reference. I'm a huge fan of the Abridged Series, and I dreamt of Bakura naked. What's your excuse?