Deadly snottery diseases
I’m feeling well and truly shiteous today. I have therefore deemed it necessary to dose up on drugs. Fortunately, I’ve discovered a handy supply in my kitchen cupboard. Just the jobbie!
Stuff what I’ve discovered today: McEwan’s Champion Ale cures colds. However, I foolishly bought only four bottles. Looks like I’m going to have to invest in a few more to cure said deadly disease for the next few days, plus a few boxes of Lem-Sips. I was completely focused on tasty salt-and-lard during my supermarket-mission today, and clearly didn’t devote sufficient attention or financial resources to the alleviation of deadly snottery diseases! 23rd September, 2012.