This post may not be for the squeamish (ahem, boys!)
Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
So. It's my birthday today! I'm officially in the mid-twenties period of my life. And how shall I celebrate this new era? By holing myself up in the woods. I am going camping. Camp. Ing. Me! Camping! Who'd have thought?
And! Lucky me! I got a present yesterday morning. One that could, um, attract bears. Because I am SO LUCKY. I hope I don't die this weekend. Keep those fingers crossed, folks!
So. It's my birthday today! I'm officially in the mid-twenties period of my life. And how shall I celebrate this new era? By holing myself up in the woods. I am going camping. Camp. Ing. Me! Camping! Who'd have thought?
And! Lucky me! I got a present yesterday morning. One that could, um, attract bears. Because I am SO LUCKY. I hope I don't die this weekend. Keep those fingers crossed, folks!