ACK! BLECH! EeeeWEEEEWWWWW!!!
"What? Is? THAT?" Ashley pointed out the window. We were in the Taco Bell drive thru; we'd just handed over our precious cash to the chipper drive-through attendant. Ash seemed a little freaked. For a good reason.
THAT turned out to be a bug. NOT! Just a bug. A big bug. And by big I mean it was half the size of one's FACE. I'm NOT even joking.
There was much screaming. And me clawing at my window. And then more commotion and squealing. LOOK AT THAT THING! It's so big it looks fake!
BUT IT'S NOT!
How do I know? BECAUSE IT WAS HEAVING.
It was chilling on the wall. AND HEAVING. Heavily.
I imagine that it's thought process was along the lines of "hi, I'm an ugly bug. Chilling on the wall. Eeeheee! Eeeeheeeeeee!* I'm not fake! I'm just waiting to attack some innocent hungry drunk patron of El Taco Bell-o.** Eeeheee! I'll go all ninja and do some ninja kung-fu moves where I spin around and attack! Because I'm big! And ugly! I'm a big ugly bug!"
I am SO GLAD that I'm moving in about three days. When I start seeing mutant ninja-bugs on the walls of fast food restaurants? That's a sign from the gods that this diva needs to boogie.
Seriously! That bug was half the size of MY FACE! GROSS!!!
* eeeheee = the heaving, heavy breathing sound that mutant bugs make
** el Taco Bell-0 = spanish for Taco Bell. Mutant ninja-bugs are bilingual.
THAT turned out to be a bug. NOT! Just a bug. A big bug. And by big I mean it was half the size of one's FACE. I'm NOT even joking.
There was much screaming. And me clawing at my window. And then more commotion and squealing. LOOK AT THAT THING! It's so big it looks fake!
BUT IT'S NOT!
How do I know? BECAUSE IT WAS HEAVING.
It was chilling on the wall. AND HEAVING. Heavily.
I imagine that it's thought process was along the lines of "hi, I'm an ugly bug. Chilling on the wall. Eeeheee! Eeeeheeeeeee!* I'm not fake! I'm just waiting to attack some innocent hungry drunk patron of El Taco Bell-o.** Eeeheee! I'll go all ninja and do some ninja kung-fu moves where I spin around and attack! Because I'm big! And ugly! I'm a big ugly bug!"
I am SO GLAD that I'm moving in about three days. When I start seeing mutant ninja-bugs on the walls of fast food restaurants? That's a sign from the gods that this diva needs to boogie.
Seriously! That bug was half the size of MY FACE! GROSS!!!
* eeeheee = the heaving, heavy breathing sound that mutant bugs make
** el Taco Bell-0 = spanish for Taco Bell. Mutant ninja-bugs are bilingual.