A wild(?) Onix appeared!

[rock_breeder]

[Brock's regain, like his other pokemon, appeared in the general store in it's pokeball. And like Brock's other pokemon, it broke out of said pokeball.  And UNLIKE Brock's other pokemon, it's the size of a house, made out of rocks, able to blow trees over with a screech, and on a destructive rampage through the town

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[wee_big_man]

[Rob Anybody's boots, which have been getting him into trouble all week, just so happen to take him straight into the path of the rampaging Onix. In fact, Rob's boots decide to make him scramble up onto Onix, and march him straight onto its head.

Hello, Onix. Have a six-inch-tall man on your head. Oh, and disregard the jig his boots are now dancing.]

[rock_breeder]

[Onix does not like having tiny men on his head. Especially when they're dancing.]

GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAWWRR!!

[So now Onix is ramming its head into trees, rocks, lightposts, and a statue of the mayor, breaking them all with relative ease as its body tears up the soil and grass.]

[wee_big_man]

[Rob clings to the horn on Onix's head, and while Onix is busy trying to knock Rob off its head, Rob's trying to get his boots under control, and also trying to headbutt Onix. A Feegle headbutt is enough to fell a horse, but living rocks may be another matter.]

It's not very effective...

[rock_breeder]

[The giant creature barely feels it, its rock-like body compressed to the hardness of diamonds from underground pressure long ago. It tries its hardest to shake you off, lurching its body back and forth.]

Crap. Where'd I put that TM for Bubblebeam D:

[wee_big_man]

[Rob hangs on for dear life, because until the boots decide to let him get away from this creature, he really can't do anything about it. That and he's a bit dizzy from having just headbutted a rock.]

[rock_breeder]

[The creature decides to launch itself headfirst at the ground, digging underground as if it were second nature to do so. Soil rushes past you, the speed mixed with rocks and gravel doing quite a number on you, even if the horn giving you some protection.]