Welcome to the twilight zone

May 08, 2009 12:11

Hmm, I wonder whether I'm actually not alive. You see, I had this really bad asthma attack in the middle of the night, and it's possible that everything I imagined happening since then is just the final bit of brain activity before I switch off. If so, I must say I'm a bit miffed that I'm not imagining hanging out with Gene Hunt, but still.

Why do I think I'm not alive? Well, because I just used Microsoft Word to look up a synonym for 'information' (using the Thesaurus function), and all it came up with is this:

Meanings:

in order (adv.)

Replace with synonym:

in order
in sequence
in turn
in rank
in a row

I suppose it's possible that I've been missing this meaning of the word 'information' throughout my life...

Incidentally, I have a theory about Ashes to Ashes. I reckon Alex's brain is shutting off and the rest of the series is her final brain activity before she dies. After all, it would be weird if she had the same ending as Sam, wouldn't it?

me, ashes to ashes, life on mars, illness, language, random

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