Really quickie...

[rochvelleth]

Please tell me I'm the only person who's nearly sliced the top of their finger off in a cheese grater related accident?

*bleed*

Comments

[beckyc]

I think the worst thing I did to the top of my finger was with a lino cutter...

[rochvelleth]

That's less embarrassing than a cheese grater though ;)

[weebleflip]

A cheese grater is significantly less embarrassing than a bunch of grapes, at least.
~KT

[cartesiandaemon]

...? This is a different story to your wrist, is it? But a bunch of grapes?

[weebleflip]

Nah, the wrist's the one. And yes, grapes are evil.

~KT

[cartesiandaemon]

*hugs* It's slowly dawning on me that you may mean cutting grapes, rather than cutting with grapes; but you're just awesome enough you *might* have been cutting lino with grapes, even if you missed, that my brain was stuck on the idea :)

[beckyc]

Not really, no: in a cheese grater, you are supposed to be rubbing something (that turns into something fine and then nonexistent) along big sharp blades. With a lino cutter, you are categorically *not* supposed to have your hand near the big sharp blade, in case you slip, and so if you do do that, when you do slip, it's very obvious exactly what you've done and how it managed to happen.

[cartesiandaemon]

I don't know, I think anything involving lino is tediously hilarious :)