Yes, seriously.
I wrote some Emmerdale zombie fic because I love Emmerdale, because I love writing fanfic, and because I needed to get my zombie fetish out of my system (though it didn't work!). But anyway, since it's marginally possible that people might want to read it, here it is.
It's set around spring this year, when Rosemary still lived at Home Farm with the King boys (she hates them and it's mutual), Carl and Chas were still together, and so on - but this won't matter if you don't watch! There's a large cast (instead of me doing a dramatis personae, you could just ask me about any characters you don't understand), and it isn't written in my usual style - it's more pacey and less edited, with less narrative and more pandering to fan fetishes. The zombies aren't the canonical sort (you can see that for yourself) and were inspired by a dream I had.
Oh, and part 9 reckons it's part 10, but don't listen to it - just read in the order I've put them!
Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4Part 5Part 6Part 7Part 8Part 9Part 10