This is what happens when I watch movies...
Title: DC Cell Block Tango
Characters: Linda Park, Lois Lane, Selina Kyle, Diana Prince, Barbara Gordon, Dinah Lance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1036
Disclaimer: DC owns.
Warnings: CRACK! Songfic!
AN: For dcu_freeforall, prompt: #21- shades of grey.
AN2: Never heard it? Original here. =)
Linda:
Pop
Lois:
Six
Selina:
Squish
Diana:
Uh uh
Babs:
Clocktower
Dinah:
Queen!
J’onn:
And now the six merry murderesses of the Watchtower Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
Linda:
Pop
Lois:
Six
Selina:
Squish
Diana:
Uh uh
Babs:
Clocktower
Dinah:
Queen!
ALL:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Babs:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Linda:
Pop
Lois:
Six
Selina:
Squish
Diana:
Uh uh
Babs:
Clocktower
Dinah:
Queen!
Linda:
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Wally.
Wally liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and I’m
looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's Wally speedin'
around, tellin' a joke
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gun one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
ALL:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Lois:
I met Clark Kent from
Metropolis about two years ago,
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Kryptonians, you know. So that
night, when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their kryptonite.
ALL:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Selina:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
helpin’ Alfred carve up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Bruce,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the Wildcat,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on screamin',
"you been screwin the Wildcat."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
ALL:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Diana (in Hungarian):
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Selina:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Diana:
UH UH, not guilty!
Babs:
My BoP, Helena and
I had this double act
and my husband, Dick,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're up at the Clocktower, the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Helena and
Dick doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
Babs:
They had it coming
DC women:
They had it coming
Babs:
They had it coming
DC women:
They had it coming
Babs:
They had it coming all along
DC women:
They had it coming all along
Babs:
I didn't do it
DC women:
She didn't do it
Babs:
But if I done it
DC women:
But if she'd done it
Babs:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Babs:
They had it coming
DC women:
They had it coming
Babs:
They had it coming
DC women:
They had it coming
Babs:
They had it coming
DC women:
They took a flower
Babs:
All along
DC women:
In its prime
Babs:
I didn't do it
DC women:
And then they used it
Babs:
But if I'd done it,
DC women:
and they abused it
Babs:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
DC women:
It was a murder but not a crime
Dinah:
I loved Oliver Queen
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... an archer.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Shado,
Dawn,
Marianne and Hal.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him as dead.
ALL:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Linda, Lois, Selina:
They had it comin'
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
They had it comin'
Linda, Lois, Selina:
They had it comin'
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
They had it comin'
Linda, Lois, Selina:
They had it comin'
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
They had it comin'
Linda, Lois, Selina:
All along
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
All along
Linda, Lois, Selina:
'Cause if they used us
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
'Cause if they used us
Linda, Lois, Selina:
And they abused us
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
And they abused us
ALL:
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
Linda, Lois, Selina:
He had it coming
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
He had it coming
Linda, Lois, Selina:
He had it coming
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
He had it coming
Linda, Lois, Selina:
He only had himself to blame.
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
He only had himself to blame.
Linda, Lois, Selina:
If you'd have been there
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
If you'd have been there
Linda, Lois, Selina:
If you'd have seen it
Diana, Babs, Dinah:
If you'd have seen it
ALL:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Linda:
You pop that gum one more time!
Lois:
Single my ass.
Selina:
Ten times!
Diana:
Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.
Babs:
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Dinah:
Artistic differences.
Linda:
Pop
Lois:
Six
Selina:
Squish
Diana:
Uh uh
Babs:
Clocktower
Dinah:
Queen!