Jun 06, 2010 20:42
Ladies and gents, boys and girls, kids and old people, benders and non-benders, step right up for a once-in-a-lifetime deal!
Item number one: Katara of the Southern Water Tribe. She's a master waterbender who could whoop your butt from here to the spirit world and back, and she will if you so much as look at her family funny. Loves playing mom to everybody so much she tends to be a stick in the mud with no sense of fun, but at least she's caring and a good cook.
Item number two: Zuko, son of the Fire Lord and prince of the Fire Nation. Tall, angry, no sense of humor. He's a pretty good firebender--not the best, but not too shabby--and he's great with swords. He also makes a decent cup of tea and probably looks good in an apron, not that I would know.
We'll start the bidding at three blues for the waterbender and five for the prince.
[ooc: Fandom bicycles, you were asking for it. Also, for the record? Totally not cursed.]