Oh Urban Dictionary, where have you been all my life?
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your name:
2.) Your age:
3.) One of your friends:
4.) What should you be doing?
5.) Your favorite color:
6.) Your birthplace:
7.) Last person you talked to:
8.) Last thing you had to drink:
9.) Your nickname:
1.) Jenna: so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart. (Hahahaha no. The fourth definition is spooky accurate though - "A shy girl but once you get to know her she's outgoing"? Check! "Broadway showtunes pump her blood"? Unfortunately, check!)
2.) 22: a .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards. (LOL.)
3.) Livia: a loveable cute little chica. (Yes, yes she is.)
4.) Homework: a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (And there are pictures!! :D )
Clark's American History Homework.
What not to do
Homework/Test
5.) Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. (Wow. You learn something new every day.)
6.) California:
1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.
2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there.
3. Extremely diverse.
3. Much more entertaining than Texas.
(Uh. *glances over at queenie_z* Awwwwkwaaard. XD I actually like the seventh definition the best: "A state where it takes an hour to get from the beach to the snowcapped mountains." HELL YEAH! There's pictures for this one too, but there's a ton of them so I'll just narrow it down to two.)
Los Angeles on a perfect day
San Diego
7.) My dad: Some broke ass nigga I never even knew. (LOL.)
8.) Pepsi: The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...
Customer: can i have a can of coke please?
Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi
Customer: that'll do!
(Now hold on, I disagree with the idea that Coke and Pepsi taste exactly the same - Pepsi is sweeter while Coke is more acidic. Also, I've found that Pepsi tastes better when it's in a bottle, and Coke tastes better when it's in a can...unless the bottle is one of those old-timey glass bottles, then it's good. I know you're all really fascinated by my soda-related musings, but we should move on.)
9.) Robyn: to proform infront of an audience, to succeed on the stage. (Cool!)
1.) Your name:
2.) Your age:
3.) One of your friends:
4.) What should you be doing?
5.) Your favorite color:
6.) Your birthplace:
7.) Last person you talked to:
8.) Last thing you had to drink:
9.) Your nickname:
1.) Jenna: so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart. (Hahahaha no. The fourth definition is spooky accurate though - "A shy girl but once you get to know her she's outgoing"? Check! "Broadway showtunes pump her blood"? Unfortunately, check!)
2.) 22: a .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards. (LOL.)
3.) Livia: a loveable cute little chica. (Yes, yes she is.)
4.) Homework: a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (And there are pictures!! :D )
Clark's American History Homework.
What not to do
Homework/Test
5.) Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. (Wow. You learn something new every day.)
6.) California:
1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.
2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there.
3. Extremely diverse.
3. Much more entertaining than Texas.
(Uh. *glances over at queenie_z* Awwwwkwaaard. XD I actually like the seventh definition the best: "A state where it takes an hour to get from the beach to the snowcapped mountains." HELL YEAH! There's pictures for this one too, but there's a ton of them so I'll just narrow it down to two.)
Los Angeles on a perfect day
San Diego
7.) My dad: Some broke ass nigga I never even knew. (LOL.)
8.) Pepsi: The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...
Customer: can i have a can of coke please?
Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi
Customer: that'll do!
(Now hold on, I disagree with the idea that Coke and Pepsi taste exactly the same - Pepsi is sweeter while Coke is more acidic. Also, I've found that Pepsi tastes better when it's in a bottle, and Coke tastes better when it's in a can...unless the bottle is one of those old-timey glass bottles, then it's good. I know you're all really fascinated by my soda-related musings, but we should move on.)
9.) Robyn: to proform infront of an audience, to succeed on the stage. (Cool!)