When boybands roamed the earth!
So I'm rummaging through the kitchen looking for something to munch on. Grandma's in the living room watching the news (Channel 4 of course).
The reporters are going over the tornado story from Iowa. After that story I hear that a local mall was closed for three hours today following a riot.
First I thought it was just another incident at the Mall of America, but no, this is at Brookdale. Nobody goes to Brookdale, how the hell could something happen there?
Long story short, Radio Disney was hosting a concert, some new boyband called B5(?), and the crowd rushed the stage. The band got away after some of their clothes had been torn off.
Am I the only one who finds it funny that squee-ing teenies* could start a riot, and actually rip clothes off of people? This story just makes me laugh.
Wanna read it? Boyband Attacked At Brookdale Mall
If you can, watch the video of the story. They interviewed some of the teenies. It just makes the story better.
Ooh, I'm gonna laugh for a while.
* Definition: Squee-ing teenies - noun, plural. Those annoying pre-teen and teenage girls (usually 11-16 years old). They are usually seen in groups of at least three, sometimes their numbers reach seven. Mostly seen at malls, carrying bags from Gap and Abercrombie and whose sentences normally start with "Oh my God!" and then contain the word "like" at leat three times. example: Oh my god, he is like so totally hot, like, did you see what he was wearing, I'm, like, going to marry him!"
The reporters are going over the tornado story from Iowa. After that story I hear that a local mall was closed for three hours today following a riot.
First I thought it was just another incident at the Mall of America, but no, this is at Brookdale. Nobody goes to Brookdale, how the hell could something happen there?
Long story short, Radio Disney was hosting a concert, some new boyband called B5(?), and the crowd rushed the stage. The band got away after some of their clothes had been torn off.
Am I the only one who finds it funny that squee-ing teenies* could start a riot, and actually rip clothes off of people? This story just makes me laugh.
Wanna read it? Boyband Attacked At Brookdale Mall
If you can, watch the video of the story. They interviewed some of the teenies. It just makes the story better.
Ooh, I'm gonna laugh for a while.
* Definition: Squee-ing teenies - noun, plural. Those annoying pre-teen and teenage girls (usually 11-16 years old). They are usually seen in groups of at least three, sometimes their numbers reach seven. Mostly seen at malls, carrying bags from Gap and Abercrombie and whose sentences normally start with "Oh my God!" and then contain the word "like" at leat three times. example: Oh my god, he is like so totally hot, like, did you see what he was wearing, I'm, like, going to marry him!"