Sep 19, 2005 10:39
last weekend, at the
state fair, a man flew from a
cannon 60 feet
into the air, a
blind milk-goating contest was
championed by a
fourteen year old girl,
i briefly exchanged smiles with
george jones before he
lit a cigar, tipped
his hat and walked on stage,
then felt my stomach
criss-cross on the tilt-
a-whirl, which caused my funnel
cake to rise from my
stomach, in a slush
of fried sugar, just barely
missing the trash can