~The Adventures of BOY~
This is a story my lovely [muslim] friend Iman made me ^^
It was originally for english class..but we decided it was too great for the teacher to see..>>
^-^
THE ADVENTURES OF BOY
Once upon a time, there was a dude. His name was Rob, but I'll just call him boy, because its better. Anyways, Boy was kicked out of his home because he didnt do his laundry. So boy went in search of a new home. He walked minutes and minutes untill he came upon a house, that said in big flashy letters "ROOMATE NEEDED". He knocked on the door.
A weird looking girl opened the door.
"Hi, Im boy" Said Robert. "I'll be your roomate!"
The weird looking girl said "I'm muslim. To be my roomate, you need to get me 3 mushrooms, go get em."
Boy said " I'm gay"
Muslim replied "I dont care, get me the carrots"
Boy, asked in confusion "I thought you said mushrooms?"
Muslim said " I want carrots now"
Rob said "ok"
He than went in search of three onions. On his way he met an evil man.
He told him; "Hey, dude, you got a quarter!?"
Boy replied saying :" GET AWAY YOU ROACH INFESTED COCOON!!"
The guy than said " i just wanted a quarter man.."
Boy replied " I CAN SEE PAST YOUR CUNNING PANCREAST!"
"whatever man" The evil man pulled out an onion and said "May you perish with this onion!" And than throws it at rob.
"YAY! A ONION!" Rob said.
So rob moves on. There he meets a damsel in distress.
She screams "SAVE ME HANDSOME BOY!"
Rob replies in disgust "Im gay"
He moves on.
She than screams again. " I HATE YOU!" And throws an apple at Robs head.
He than found another onion, went home and Boy and muslim lives happily ever after..
Except when boy doesnt pay rent..
DUM DUM DUM
-Robert and Iman.
It was originally for english class..but we decided it was too great for the teacher to see..>>
^-^
THE ADVENTURES OF BOY
Once upon a time, there was a dude. His name was Rob, but I'll just call him boy, because its better. Anyways, Boy was kicked out of his home because he didnt do his laundry. So boy went in search of a new home. He walked minutes and minutes untill he came upon a house, that said in big flashy letters "ROOMATE NEEDED". He knocked on the door.
A weird looking girl opened the door.
"Hi, Im boy" Said Robert. "I'll be your roomate!"
The weird looking girl said "I'm muslim. To be my roomate, you need to get me 3 mushrooms, go get em."
Boy said " I'm gay"
Muslim replied "I dont care, get me the carrots"
Boy, asked in confusion "I thought you said mushrooms?"
Muslim said " I want carrots now"
Rob said "ok"
He than went in search of three onions. On his way he met an evil man.
He told him; "Hey, dude, you got a quarter!?"
Boy replied saying :" GET AWAY YOU ROACH INFESTED COCOON!!"
The guy than said " i just wanted a quarter man.."
Boy replied " I CAN SEE PAST YOUR CUNNING PANCREAST!"
"whatever man" The evil man pulled out an onion and said "May you perish with this onion!" And than throws it at rob.
"YAY! A ONION!" Rob said.
So rob moves on. There he meets a damsel in distress.
She screams "SAVE ME HANDSOME BOY!"
Rob replies in disgust "Im gay"
He moves on.
She than screams again. " I HATE YOU!" And throws an apple at Robs head.
He than found another onion, went home and Boy and muslim lives happily ever after..
Except when boy doesnt pay rent..
DUM DUM DUM
-Robert and Iman.