i gave myself to jesus and now he never calls

[robuste_maximum]

On Sunday, September 12th, 2004 at 3:14pm, Philip Andrew Domino became
Reverend Philip Andrew Domino

THATS RIGHT! i'm a legally Ordained Minister.

now, just to clarify--
this isnt a joke
this isnt a scam
i am legally a man of the cloth

willing to perform at weddings, funerals and even confessionals.
oh yeah, this also means im a psychologist.

sorry ladies, im taken.

just call me "Padre"