WELL SKIN ME ALIVE AND CALL ME BETTY! well. dont.

Aug 30, 2006 11:29

HALLO, here i am. i dont really have anything to say, except "MUSTARD FLAVORED KETCHUP". wacky. wild. zany. freaky. kooky. cookie. meandering. jug of water. plentiful. plank. assless chaps. frankensense. mur. prawns. chuckle. episcopalian. dem franchize boys.

THOSE WERE SOME WORDS FOR YE!

WHAT ABOUT DEM FRANCHIZE BOYS, EH? WHAT ABOUT d'EM??????? what about them.

got me?

HEY HEY NOW! BOARDING SCHOOL: A FEW DAYS! september 7th. hey guys. come closer. CLOSER. hey guys. I CAN BE ON THE INTERNET THERE!!!!!! THATS EXCITING AND AROUSING AND LIBERATING and bill gate-y.
how bout we get oprah to run for president? i'd do her. none of that hilary nonsense. thats the feces of horse, thats what that is. HEY! sorry for the vagueness, I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT, because i could not. it was impossible. which means that i woke up this morning and i was already awake, AHAH i should maybe consult a human about not being able to sleep. nah the cheddar cheese will kick in soon enough. soon enough.
coffee tables, whats up with them? AHA! nothing. at all.
does it ever itch right here? excuse me, dont get glib with me. i dont like the cut of your GIB y'hear? if you cut your gib into an octagon, gimme a call. but until then, consider yourself OFF of the baby shower VIP list. right off.

OKAY I HAVENT REALLY BEEN TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL THIS ENTRY. is that okay? should i feel bashful about this? i guess the point is: i just got a funny feeling in my stomach HEHE like someone in there is tickling me with a feather or a wet rag or something HEHE its funny. so this is what its like to be that pilsbury DOUGH BOY, that cunt. except if someone was poking him on the INSIDE! will you poke me on the inside, sir? fair enough sir.

now this is where it gets a little silly. i actually went away for a few whiles and then i thought that i wanted to write somemore crap so i came back and here it goes. theres no stoppin it now.
baby ducks are the sweetest, aint they. in indiana the corn is as high as an elephants eye. no doubt, i just watched that on the tv guide channel. what do you say me and you take a little vacation to a remote island called SOH CAH TOA. sign- opposite, hypotenuse. cosign- adjacent hypotenuse. tangent- opposite, adjacent. THATS GEOMETRY, my pet squid. doesnt geometry sound like a lovely name for a pet squid? about that vacation to the island........how about it? I SAID WHAT DO YOU SAY. man.
did you read all of this? i sure didnt. waste o' time. and money. and bodily fluids.
HELLO GUYS, FRESHEN MY MEMORY AND MY BREATH, how are you doing? again.
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