Further Update
And so it was that another fortnight passed among the Keele-ites.
That's about it, folks. I thought I'd best make sure you all know I'm alive. I've nothing much to report from my dreary little life up here in one of the many faecal orifices of England. A few family parties have happened, one is happening tonight which I briefly attended but came home again realising for the first time that the gap between myself and my family is becoming ever larger. I had nothing to say to any of them so I did the best thing and left.
Goodnight dear readership.