Forgive me father for I have sinned
My satanic day began at a bus stop. Two Morman missionaries approached me and imposed The Book of Mormon (Another Testament of Jesus Christ)on me. I told them i was in great despair and said I thought it was caused by my lack of faith. Well that certainly intrigued them. So as any good missionary would do, the taller one began telling me about his people and how they sailed to Ancient America, and about the sacred plates of Nephi. Not trying to dissapoint anyone, i gave a yes, a no, a yes, a no, a no, a few head bobs, a handshake and my telephone number. "Well, we'll give you a call next week for an update," said the shorter one. And with that, they left, trailing bus 67 (To University District Via Northgate).
It seemed like my bus was late and I was not alone in my drab circumstance. Together, the elderly Chinese woman and I waited and watched cars drive by until she drew closer.
"Those guys... they Mormon?," said the Chinese women.
"Yes," I said. "
"You Korean, Chinese, Japanese?"
"Chinese."
"You speak?"
"No."
"Don't believe that shit. You dont believe do you?"
"No."
"You go to church?"
"Yes," I lied.
"Good good so you know they wrong."
"Yup!"
"What church?"
"Er... University Church."
"Why hello," said bus 66
I greeted the driver and hopped on after the old chinese lady. A block later she got off.
It seemed like my bus was late and I was not alone in my drab circumstance. Together, the elderly Chinese woman and I waited and watched cars drive by until she drew closer.
"Those guys... they Mormon?," said the Chinese women.
"Yes," I said. "
"You Korean, Chinese, Japanese?"
"Chinese."
"You speak?"
"No."
"Don't believe that shit. You dont believe do you?"
"No."
"You go to church?"
"Yes," I lied.
"Good good so you know they wrong."
"Yup!"
"What church?"
"Er... University Church."
"Why hello," said bus 66
I greeted the driver and hopped on after the old chinese lady. A block later she got off.