So I did that 12 Days of Christmas meme for kicks and it turned out so, so wrong.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
robowolf sent to me...
Twelve dirt sandwiches drumming
Eleven clit hoodies piping
Ten simpworks a-leaping
Nine soultwins dancing
Eight waterwangs a-milking
Seven powell's a-swimming
Six tetris a-motherhenning
Five ba-a-a-atman moments
Four spongepearl tamponpants
Three cum-stained mustaches
Two dyke tykes
...and a denom in an albus dumbledore's herculean body.