with friends like these...

[robotvampire]

SirRockaby85: hi, Jason how are you?
DuBoisman8: nah
DuBoisman8: it's melt banana
SirRockaby85: ok, hi, Brainiac-- oops, I mean Melt Banana, how are you?
DuBoisman8: i liked braniac
DuBoisman8: good for the drive
SirRockaby85: Drive? Where do you wanna go?
DuBoisman8: man i have to go
SirRockaby85: Do you have to meet someone?
DuBoisman8: a gobblin
SirRockaby85: I don't know any goblins...
DuBoisman8: yea u always reminded of cereal
DuBoisman8: u still are
SirRockaby85: cereal?
DuBoisman8: yea it makes me umm bead riddenana
DuBoisman8: it's good stuff
SirRockaby85: that's quite enough
SirRockaby85: Sometimes I worry that something's wrong with you.
DuBoisman8: i know man my heart fell to my feet
SirRockaby85: It really did? It just fell out? Is what you're telling me true?
DuBoisman8: atleast the way i am saying it is
DuBoisman8: it was funny
DuBoisman8: sticome material
SirRockaby85: OH MY GOSH!! You should call an ambulance. What are you gonna do about it?!
DuBoisman8: notthin feel pretty sickj
SirRockaby85: Well if you feel sick, then you should go to the hospital, I mean you should be dead.
DuBoisman8: ok sorry
SirRockaby85: No, don't die! Do you want me to come pick you up?
SirRockaby85: ...
SirRockaby85: jason, are you there?
Duboisman8: yuppers
SirRockaby85: Will you go if I buy you some supper?
DuBoisman8: yuppers
SirRockaby85:How can you say yuppers at a time like this?
DuBoisman8: i was ryhming like u were
SirRockaby85: Well, what do you wanna do?
DuBoisman8: HAve ROB GOBLIN O's, mothers aprove and kids love it
SirRockaby85: Roblin O's?
DuBoisman8: it's good stuff
DuBoisman8: good for the drive
SirRockaby85: So we are going?
DuBoisman8: nah
SirRockaby85: Fine.
SirRockaby85: Stay at home and die with your chest bleeding and your heart on the floor.
DuBoisman8: soundsl ike a spokesnab for cereal.
SirRockaby85: ...
SirRockaby85: jerk