Somehow I understand why homicide happens
Two guys were sitting on a plane. One of the guys pulled out a cigar and the other guy said, "Could you not light that please? I don't like the smoke."
The guy with the cigar pointed to the other guy's poodle and said, "well I don't like your poodle there."
Then the guy with the poodle said to the guy with the cigar, "If you light that cigar, I'll throw it out the window."
The guy with the cigar said, "if you throw my cigar out the window, I'll throw your poodle out the window, too."
After all this escalation, the guy with the cigar said, "How about if I throw my cigar out the window, then you throw your poodle out after me?"
They agreed, and the one guy threw his cigar out, and then the other threw his poodle out.
Later, the plane landed, and guess what they found on the wing of the plane?
A brick.
The guy with the cigar pointed to the other guy's poodle and said, "well I don't like your poodle there."
Then the guy with the poodle said to the guy with the cigar, "If you light that cigar, I'll throw it out the window."
The guy with the cigar said, "if you throw my cigar out the window, I'll throw your poodle out the window, too."
After all this escalation, the guy with the cigar said, "How about if I throw my cigar out the window, then you throw your poodle out after me?"
They agreed, and the one guy threw his cigar out, and then the other threw his poodle out.
Later, the plane landed, and guess what they found on the wing of the plane?
A brick.