Aug 26, 2009 11:15
I got a text msg from C at 2am saying 'I'm on the way to the hospital my eyes are gushing blood'. I reply. No answer. Guess who turns up at my house at 9.30am straight from the hospital? Him. Poor dude. He's been through a lot of shit lately. His gf of a billion years left him. Shit holes were ganging up on him at work. His living situation was shit. But he didn't cry. The doctors said he was crying blood because he was holding back his tears for so long that his TEAR DUCTS CHAFED AND BLED. Fuck that's hardcore. Poor little tike is so tuckered out that he's fallen asleep in my bed while I type this. :-( I think I'll let him nap for a while and then wake him up with redbull and pizza. His shout obviously. Ha!
Here's what else I have done so far this morning:
- Taken out 3 HUGE garden bags full of rubbish. While waiting for the lift, I felt something on my knee, looked down and it was maggots that had fallen out. That is gross. 3 trips later and we were rubbish free. I also swept and mopped the BALCONY because it was covered in maggot juice. Awesome. But it's clean now!!
- I painted my toenails electro orange and my fingernails pop art blue. Fantastic.
- I showered, shaved and put on a pretty dress. And I put on some pinky purple lipstick.. just because it's quite warm today and I CAN.
- I am sitting here drinking a redbull and vodka at 11am. Living the dream.
- I will do some washing soon! YAY! :-|
- I am counting down until I get to see my hairy wadge of a friend called Amy. :-) Love that bitch.
Okay. I'm going to wake blood head up and see what pizza he wants. He's got cash. Perfect. God I'm a good friend. :-D
maggots,
blood face,
nail polish