:welcome to grandpaternity theatre:

[robotsteve]

directly taken from conversations had today with my grandfather.

conversation one//like pulling teeth
me: so granddad, how are you?
granddad: not too bad, how are you?
me: how was the dentist?
granddad: we don't talk about that sort of thing.

conversation two//singular sense
mom: okay matthew, i'll be home in a few hours
me: sounds good. so i'll be here alone?
mom: yes you will.
granddad: try not to get in any arguments.

my grandfather's a funny guy.

--ma