IT'S FRIDAY MORNING! TIME TO MEME!
Stolen from EVERYONE apparently... I wasn't gonna really post it cept my first entry came up with the word penis =P... but got progressively more boring =(
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Format: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your Name: Emil
A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches)
He is very confident and walks with a limp.
Look at that confident man with a limp.
Definitely an Emil
2.) Your Age: 26
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
3.) One of your friends: Sheryl Lyn / Rocio
UNDEFINED (aww Sheryl Lyn... so I did Sheryl):
The perfect girl, one that you will love forever. Beautiful and very funny. Is never one to let you down or disappoint. Is amazing, awesome, and incredible all at the same time. Not found very often. Anytime you are around a Sheryl you are always happy. Very caring friend, shy when you first meet her but often found acting like an idiot around her friends but on the contrary is extremely intelligent. Can stand up for herself and does not let other people boss her around. A person everybody looks up to as a leader.
Joe: man he is lucky he's going out with a Sheryl
(BTW... the next entry for Sheryl was the COMPLETE OPPOSITE =P)
Rocio:
Italian name meaning 'Dewdrops'.
"Hi my name is Rocio."
"Really WOW! what a beautiful name!"
4.) What you should be doing?: Schedule
Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.
"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."
5.) Your favorite color: Yellow / Orange
Yellow:
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
Orange:
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6.) Your birthplace: Berkeley
A politically progressive California city of 110,000 across the Bay from San Francisco.
Home of the Free Speech Movement, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Green Day, Counting Crows, and the University of California (Go Bears!) a.k.a. "Cal".
The elements Berkelium (Bk), Californium (Cf), and Americium (Am), among others, were discovered at U.C. Berkeley.
The cradle of the anti-Vietnam war movement (which led to Goveror Ronald Regan tear-gassing his own citizens). Early opponents to the "Patriot Act" and the Iraq war.
First city to:
-- divest (remove investments) from South Africa, accelerating the end of Apartheid.
-- covert its entire diesel fleet to biodiesel fuel.
-- enact a comprehensive smoking ban.
-- voluntarily implement city-wide school busing.
-- implement curb-side recycling.
-- install curb cuts in sidewalks for wheelchairs and bicycles.
-- prohibit the sale of ozone-destroying styrofoan fast-food cups and clam-shell containers.
Barbara Lee, the only U.S. Congressman to vote against giving Pretzeldent Bush the authority to attach Afghanistan and Iraq, represents Berkeley.
Home to the "How Berkeley Can You Be" parade each September.
"When something happens in Berkeley, it spreads."
7.) Last person you talked to: Charmaine
In actual real terms, it means a "bountiful orchard".
All Charmaine's are wonderful.
8.) Last thing you had to drink: iced coffee
Farmers Union styles, not that lattee crap.
Its a Farmers Union Iced Coffee or its nothing!
9.) Your nickname: "Toy" or "Boogie" (but no one reading this is allowed to use these >=[ unless you're related to me... ) or "E"
Toy:
A graffiti artists term for a novice. More experienced graffiti artists will often write "toy" next to the tag or graf of the novice.
That fuckin' toy threw up some shitty tag over my graf.
Boogie:
Dance
Let's go boogie down tonight
E:
Short form for ecstasy. Ecstasy refers to MDMA, however most modern day ecstasy is just MDA or MDEA. MDMA is a party drug used by some who attend raves, clubs, concerts, spiritual sessions, etc. MDMA is not very physically addicting, however it depletes seritonin at a rapid rate which causes the high. This causes the user to feel depressed for a period of time after taking the drug. Heavy abuse of the drug has been proven to cause permanent brain damage (not government endorsed). Brain damage may be avoided by moderation and the use of seritonin building supplments such as 5HTP. MDMA was found to have very positive psychological qualities during medical testing but the fact it could be abused is what caused it to be banned.
Jimjim was arrested for having E when the pigs raided.
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Format: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your Name: Emil
A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches)
He is very confident and walks with a limp.
Look at that confident man with a limp.
Definitely an Emil
2.) Your Age: 26
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
3.) One of your friends: Sheryl Lyn / Rocio
UNDEFINED (aww Sheryl Lyn... so I did Sheryl):
The perfect girl, one that you will love forever. Beautiful and very funny. Is never one to let you down or disappoint. Is amazing, awesome, and incredible all at the same time. Not found very often. Anytime you are around a Sheryl you are always happy. Very caring friend, shy when you first meet her but often found acting like an idiot around her friends but on the contrary is extremely intelligent. Can stand up for herself and does not let other people boss her around. A person everybody looks up to as a leader.
Joe: man he is lucky he's going out with a Sheryl
(BTW... the next entry for Sheryl was the COMPLETE OPPOSITE =P)
Rocio:
Italian name meaning 'Dewdrops'.
"Hi my name is Rocio."
"Really WOW! what a beautiful name!"
4.) What you should be doing?: Schedule
Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.
"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."
5.) Your favorite color: Yellow / Orange
Yellow:
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
Orange:
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6.) Your birthplace: Berkeley
A politically progressive California city of 110,000 across the Bay from San Francisco.
Home of the Free Speech Movement, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Green Day, Counting Crows, and the University of California (Go Bears!) a.k.a. "Cal".
The elements Berkelium (Bk), Californium (Cf), and Americium (Am), among others, were discovered at U.C. Berkeley.
The cradle of the anti-Vietnam war movement (which led to Goveror Ronald Regan tear-gassing his own citizens). Early opponents to the "Patriot Act" and the Iraq war.
First city to:
-- divest (remove investments) from South Africa, accelerating the end of Apartheid.
-- covert its entire diesel fleet to biodiesel fuel.
-- enact a comprehensive smoking ban.
-- voluntarily implement city-wide school busing.
-- implement curb-side recycling.
-- install curb cuts in sidewalks for wheelchairs and bicycles.
-- prohibit the sale of ozone-destroying styrofoan fast-food cups and clam-shell containers.
Barbara Lee, the only U.S. Congressman to vote against giving Pretzeldent Bush the authority to attach Afghanistan and Iraq, represents Berkeley.
Home to the "How Berkeley Can You Be" parade each September.
"When something happens in Berkeley, it spreads."
7.) Last person you talked to: Charmaine
In actual real terms, it means a "bountiful orchard".
All Charmaine's are wonderful.
8.) Last thing you had to drink: iced coffee
Farmers Union styles, not that lattee crap.
Its a Farmers Union Iced Coffee or its nothing!
9.) Your nickname: "Toy" or "Boogie" (but no one reading this is allowed to use these >=[ unless you're related to me... ) or "E"
Toy:
A graffiti artists term for a novice. More experienced graffiti artists will often write "toy" next to the tag or graf of the novice.
That fuckin' toy threw up some shitty tag over my graf.
Boogie:
Dance
Let's go boogie down tonight
E:
Short form for ecstasy. Ecstasy refers to MDMA, however most modern day ecstasy is just MDA or MDEA. MDMA is a party drug used by some who attend raves, clubs, concerts, spiritual sessions, etc. MDMA is not very physically addicting, however it depletes seritonin at a rapid rate which causes the high. This causes the user to feel depressed for a period of time after taking the drug. Heavy abuse of the drug has been proven to cause permanent brain damage (not government endorsed). Brain damage may be avoided by moderation and the use of seritonin building supplments such as 5HTP. MDMA was found to have very positive psychological qualities during medical testing but the fact it could be abused is what caused it to be banned.
Jimjim was arrested for having E when the pigs raided.