i'm spittin rhymes like i've been doin' time

[robotkillshuman]

for those who haven't heard it, the now notorious star wars rap, by andrew speelman
i'm a sweet talker,
i'm a night stalker,
i'll fuck yo face up
like luke skywalker

you's a bozo,
i think you homo,
don't make me go get,
han solo

what choo saya?
you gotta paya,
i know you trying to get with
princess leia

i'm yoda,
i thought i told ya,
i'll turn your weak ass into a soldier

(previously unreleased extra lines!!!!!)

shut yo face-a
you just a hate-a
don't you know who i am
I'm darth vader!

get up off me
get up off her
we rollin 20 deep with the
emporer

eh i'll make up more later