the change on my floor equaled $17.75

[robotkeith]

the signs are all here, taking the the piggy bank to Coinstar, enjoying pasta, cashing grandma's birthday check; they all say that im officially broke.

but i shall meet this adversity with charm and grace.

i hope my guests enjoy canapes made of cloud stuff and moonbeams.

personally i find them to be a bit unsubstantial, but then again i was never one much for haute cuisine