Feb 09, 2004 00:20
I am a LOSER....I am a LOSER!
Ya, I'm back to awesomeville. I had my ID taken from me and seeing and drinking is my only escape from Dave, I have to turn to live journal to release my rage.
I don't like dave, he makes me take pictures of him moshing so he can impress girls.
Someone find me an ID so i can go out to bars and play "STD Breeding Ground" with 30 year old hipsters.
I'm going to watch lost is translation now, cause i love scarlett Johansen more than I love looking at pictures of me dressed up as David Bowie. I have to get up early and go to the Social Security office to hang out with poor people and realize why I am better than all of them.
Listen to Common People by Pulp
This will give at least 35 hipster points.