good news, everyone!
well, that was fun.
i checked out the draft bill and it seems to be true. they don't care if you object, if you have a vagina, or if you're in school. which means---
WE GET TO START OUR OWN COLONY!!!!
yay! pilgrims!! where shall we go, folks? when i was younger i thought switzerland, but i don't think that's an option. i always wanted to go to australia but i think they're being pussies about this issue, and i would definetly get skin cancer. france, perhaps? madagascar? i'm really not sure. i think we could get a bunch of people, though. i've got some gas money. if we lived in a forest we could all have treehouses. wherever we go, i say we get ourselves a couple monkey butlers.
what if my naval officer brother said i was a shithead? would that get me out of it?
oh, i could not sleep at all last night and had a my own private cry, so i think i'll be in a better mood now. or, i'll continue with the lameness.
or i will transfer my credits and get kicked out of school(maybe) and move to .... the east coast? seattle? chicago? somewhere cold, i like cold. cold and miserable.
anyone want to write an essay for me? i'm seriously not into it. i'll pay you in baked goods.
oh yes, i have dyed my hair dark red for fall, and now look asian.
uh-oh. gotta go upstairs. no one else likes hiking, do they? didn't think so. i'm a hippie. fuck.
i checked out the draft bill and it seems to be true. they don't care if you object, if you have a vagina, or if you're in school. which means---
WE GET TO START OUR OWN COLONY!!!!
yay! pilgrims!! where shall we go, folks? when i was younger i thought switzerland, but i don't think that's an option. i always wanted to go to australia but i think they're being pussies about this issue, and i would definetly get skin cancer. france, perhaps? madagascar? i'm really not sure. i think we could get a bunch of people, though. i've got some gas money. if we lived in a forest we could all have treehouses. wherever we go, i say we get ourselves a couple monkey butlers.
what if my naval officer brother said i was a shithead? would that get me out of it?
oh, i could not sleep at all last night and had a my own private cry, so i think i'll be in a better mood now. or, i'll continue with the lameness.
or i will transfer my credits and get kicked out of school(maybe) and move to .... the east coast? seattle? chicago? somewhere cold, i like cold. cold and miserable.
anyone want to write an essay for me? i'm seriously not into it. i'll pay you in baked goods.
oh yes, i have dyed my hair dark red for fall, and now look asian.
uh-oh. gotta go upstairs. no one else likes hiking, do they? didn't think so. i'm a hippie. fuck.