I can't, in all good conscience, keep this to myself.

Jan 07, 2011 22:14

The main reason I don't have a Tumblr is that I'm currently still managing to get about 7 hours of sleep a night in between Facebook, Livejournal, Twitter, Gchat, and MSN.

However, I think Tumblr is a marvelous thing when used to its full potential. For example, I would deem Tony Stark Facts to be an excellent use of Tumblr, apart from the fact that it hasn't been updated in quite a while. Since May, which is about a century in internet years, amirite?

Today I came across possibly the best thing I have seen on Tumblr, ever. It combines my love of fashion with my love of snark with my love of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

I give you... Fashion It So.

My only critique is that if I had known I would be looking at it for like two hours this evening, I would have gone out to get dinner first instead of having to order pizza at 10 p.m. because the grocery stores are closed and I have no food in the house. Because now I'm hungry and a little bit drunk and this is almost certainly bound to end badly for Our Hero the Robot.

I had PLANS for this evening, y'all. Sure, they involved taking down my Christmas decorations (which reminds me, if anyone desperately needs some beige on beige feather bird ornaments, thanks to my mom and her totally INSPIRED gifting this year, I got your hookups) and possibly building a tiny crinkly fort out of the various pockets of Quality Street wrappers still hiding under my living room furniture, but don't be a hater.

The other reason I don't have a Tumblr is because probably I would just do something like this with it. (The rest of my evening consisted of me scrolling through 50+ pages of screencaps of Commander Riker and saying variations of the phrase, "I'd hit that." (I know I would wind up with twelve kinds of space chlamydia, but I'm sure Dr. Crusher's got something that'll clear that shit right up.)

Also:



In conclusion, Domino's best get a step on, because it's about to go off the rails in here.

This rant has been brought to you by: scotch.

let me tell you internets, the drunkening, scotch o'clock, things that are interesting, first world problems, i nitpick because i love, everyone else is doing it, loquacious doesn't begin to describe it

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