i actually do like Michael Jackson

Jul 28, 2005 23:10

Joe (10:45:57 PM): i agree
Joe (10:46:01 PM): the ps3 is lame
me (10:46:07 PM): it looks like an atari
me (10:46:20 PM): but one that belonged in michael jackson's spacey video
Joe(10:46:23 PM): it can't even believe that
Joe (10:46:24 PM): yeah
Joe (10:46:26 PM): definitely
Joe (10:46:27 PM): haha
Joe (10:46:34 PM): the one with janet?
me (10:46:38 PM): yup
Joe (10:46:41 PM): hahahaha
Joe (10:46:46 PM): it would go perfectly there
Joe (10:46:54 PM): nowhere else though'
me (10:46:55 PM): itd probably get smashed
Joe (10:47:08 PM): hopefully
me (10:47:10 PM): just like thoe guitars
Joe (10:47:18 PM): that was an awesome video
me (10:47:31 PM): i remember watching the premire on mtv
Joe (10:47:37 PM): me too
Joe (10:47:44 PM): that's hilarious looking back
Joe (10:48:04 PM): i would not have guessed that he would narrowly avoid going to jail
me (10:48:04 PM): i remember thinking it was actually important
me (10:48:34 PM): "omg mtv is having a special premiere show for it! itmust be super impoetant"
Joe (10:48:59 PM): that may have been michael jackson's last hit
Joe (10:49:14 PM): i don't know if he did anything successful after that
Joe (10:49:22 PM): i'm not sure though
Joe (10:49:34 PM): what was that song called?
me (10:49:46 PM): scream?
me (10:50:02 PM): i dont know.
Joe (10:50:17 PM): i really want to download that video now
me (10:50:24 PM): hahah
Joe (10:50:39 PM): i just put on "don't stop till you get enough"
me (10:50:43 PM): lol
Joe (10:50:45 PM): i had to get my michael jackson fix
Joe (10:50:48 PM): oi was listening to thriller last week
Joe(10:51:11 PM): i might just listen to this whole number ones cd
me (10:51:21 PM): i bet its on there
Joe (10:51:25 PM): it def is
me (10:51:49 PM): i made a powerpoint about the 1980s my senior year and playedthriller to it'
me (10:52:02 PM): i got a 98%
me (10:52:11 PM): and it was far better than most of the others
Joe (10:52:12 PM): nice
Joe (10:52:15 PM): how'd you lose the 2%?
me (10:52:24 PM): i dunno
me (10:52:27 PM): grades were just posted
me (10:52:41 PM): mrs. meixl
Joe (10:53:05 PM): one time i lost 2% on a project i did about medieval castles in 6th grade
Joe (10:53:10 PM): it was a kidpix animation
Joe (10:53:18 PM): and i had a dude pooping
me (10:53:19 PM): kidpix was fun
Joe (10:53:22 PM): that's why i lost the 2%
me (10:53:25 PM): haha
me (10:53:41 PM): my 6th grade teachr was a bitch - mrs. dionne whose husband also taught 6th grade
Joe (10:54:04 PM): 6th grade teachers being lovers is sweet
Joe (10:54:10 PM): i wonder if they were together first
Joe (10:54:20 PM): or if they met both teaching 6th grade
me (10:54:26 PM): michael jackson looks like a pretty good zombie in the thriller video, but he looks like a pretty good zombie now too - in real life
me (10:54:35 PM): they were kinda old - in my 6th grade head
Joe (10:55:09 PM): he's scarier now because he actually is almost dead
me (10:55:26 PM): i bet thats what you look s like when you sell your soul
Joe (10:55:54 PM): i hope so'
Joe (10:56:10 PM): i still have enwrong's soul from high school
me (10:56:10 PM): your friend will look like that at your 30th high school reunion
Joe (10:56:15 PM): yeah
Joe (10:56:17 PM): i'm hoping
Joe (10:56:39 PM): he wants to be a professional chef
Joe (10:57:02 PM): i don't know if there are any jewish chefs
me (10:57:24 PM): there are a lot of french chefs
me (10:57:30 PM): arent a lot of french jews?
me (10:57:40 PM): *there
Joe (10:57:49 PM): it's possible
Joe (10:57:56 PM): there are even black and lady jews
Joe (10:58:04 PM): so i guess there could be french
me (10:58:05 PM): whoa - nuh uh
Joe (10:58:14 PM): i saw some in pictures
me (10:58:15 PM): the french don't love freedom
Joe (10:58:22 PM): they don't hate it though
Joe (10:58:26 PM): that's a start
me (10:58:39 PM): they talk se sexy though - why hate?
Joe (10:59:05 PM): they do have sexy talking down. in time that will translate into other skills
me (10:59:17 PM): lol
Joe (10:59:23 PM): i just stopped listening to michael jackson because his new hit came on
Joe (10:59:32 PM): now i have to play funkytown to get it out of my head
me (10:59:38 PM): wait - what song?
Joe (10:59:50 PM): "you are not alone"
me (10:59:55 PM): lol
me (10:59:58 PM): with lisa marie
Joe (11:00:02 PM): haha
Joe (11:00:10 PM): i think that is it
Joe (11:00:17 PM): i didn't know that was her
Joe (11:00:19 PM): hahaha
me (11:00:32 PM): did you know that a big reason why nicholas cage married lisa marie presely was because hes a huge elvis fan?
Joe (11:00:41 PM): hahahahah
Joe (11:00:43 PM): sweet
me (11:00:50 PM): i cant stand nicholas cage
Joe (11:01:01 PM): i saw an interview with her where they asked her if she had sex with michael
Joe (11:01:05 PM): because he's so weird
Joe (11:01:08 PM): it was insane
me (11:01:18 PM): he sounds like as complete dousche in every movie . its just his voice
me (11:01:23 PM): hahah. whatd she say?
Joe (11:01:24 PM): me neither about nicholas cage-- i really don't like him
Joe (11:01:32 PM): she said yes
Joe (11:01:37 PM): "why are you asking me"
me (11:01:38 PM): SKETCH
me (11:01:49 PM): becsuse hes so alien
Joe (11:01:59 PM): i'm sure there was a massive earthquake when she said that
Joe (11:02:04 PM): the earth prob threw up
me (11:02:40 PM): lol
Joe (11:03:09 PM): i bet it was a lie
Joe (11:03:17 PM): just a hoax
Joe(11:03:34 PM): he did probably have sex with that pet monkey
Joe (11:03:40 PM): everyone knew it
me (11:03:54 PM): it was just soo...lame. king of pop marrying the king of rock's daughter - Princess...
Joe (11:04:04 PM): even macaulay
Joe (11:04:06 PM): haha
Joe (11:04:14 PM): yeah.... that was really fake
Joe (11:04:42 PM): he's so weird that people still don't believe they had sex
me (11:04:43 PM): macaulay is pretty sweet though
Joe (11:04:51 PM): yeah
Joe (11:04:58 PM): he was good in that saved movie
me (11:05:25 PM): haha, i can hardly listen to michael jackson songs such as: Pretty young thing, the lady in my life, baby be mine etc.
me (11:05:46 PM): bc i just ....michael jackson is not having sex with human women
Joe (11:06:18 PM): his songs that aren't supposed to be like rock songs are just insanely bad
Joe (11:06:38 PM): i would be surprised if he was even heterosexual with the animals he had sex with
me (11:06:53 PM): ouch - that onre probably hurt him
Joe (11:06:56 PM): there's just no way
Joe (11:06:57 PM): haha
Joe (11:07:21 PM): he looks great though
me (11:07:43 PM): you know. i dont know if he molests kids. but after the first accusation, why are idiot parents still sending their kids to his neverland ranch?
Joe (11:08:11 PM): free child care is worth the risk i bet
me (11:08:20 PM): he's so stylish with those commander jackets. but i saw a waiter at kafe 421 the other day wearing only one white glove, sans sequins
me (11:08:24 PM): hahahah
Joe (11:08:31 PM): he's only going to molest like one out of every 4 or 5 kids
Joe (11:09:05 PM): the white glove is trademark michael jackson
Joe (11:09:12 PM): i wonder if he can sue that waiter
me (11:09:22 PM): hmmm...hes also got a ponytail
Joe (11:09:40 PM): case closed
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