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During the last week or so I started getting tons of junk mail at my work email. There's a strange similarity with all of them too. Here's an image capture of my deleted messages:
I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Electromagnetism C. Easters is not a real person. Who are the people that think, "I'm going to flood everyone's email with worthless crap by hilariously fake names and put bad grammar and punctuation all over it." Some of these emails, it's like somebody told a 4 year old to write me an email trying to get me to buy cheap viagra. It's gotten to the point now that I'm happy to see one in my email because I know I'm about to get a good hearty laugh. One of those deep laughs that makes the woman in the office next to mine ask what is so funny. Then I tell her that Commons B. Gay sends his regards. One of these emails though was different than the rest. No lie, I opened it up and all it said was "always merry is seldom rich."
I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Electromagnetism C. Easters is not a real person. Who are the people that think, "I'm going to flood everyone's email with worthless crap by hilariously fake names and put bad grammar and punctuation all over it." Some of these emails, it's like somebody told a 4 year old to write me an email trying to get me to buy cheap viagra. It's gotten to the point now that I'm happy to see one in my email because I know I'm about to get a good hearty laugh. One of those deep laughs that makes the woman in the office next to mine ask what is so funny. Then I tell her that Commons B. Gay sends his regards. One of these emails though was different than the rest. No lie, I opened it up and all it said was "always merry is seldom rich."